bar fight tips.
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- KevinTx0
oh great...
here is the 6 min. version.
Now I am defiantly going to get the shit beat out of me when I try this tonight.
- Mimio0
"After stomping on someone's throat I like to head off it the bathroom, pull some rails off the porcelain, and fuck something....maybe my hand."
- Witt0
"He tried to kill me so I gotta return the favour..."
- danthon0
The best way to win a bar fight is to never go down first.
No matter what happens you always know where your other hand is. So grab the opponent with one hand either by the shirt/neck or hair and aim your fist for that hand and keep hitting till he/she goes down.
never fails.
- Witt0
I usually take my glasses off and I say:
"look dude/dudess are you fucking joking with me?"
dude/dudess says:
"I'm really serious you fuck schmuck!"
Then I say:
"That's ok then. No one jokes me around."
And that settles it.
- TheBlueOne0
"Looky look what we have here! smack his face..smack his face..."
- IRNlun60
"Slit his throat, over and out..."
Umm, ok.
- Meeklo0
He WILL pull your front legs apart until your sternum cracks.
*steps back
Jaline
(Aug 31 07, 06:52)OUCH!
that hurst just thinking about it..
- Meeklo0
Some people drink and want to fight..
When I get drunk, I'm buying drinks to every person around me, know em or not.
At the next day my wallet hurts though...
- KevinTx0
Where are you going to be drinking tonight Meeklo?
- sureshot0
hhahaha
- BattleAxe0
"and looky look what we got here"
made my Friday still LMAO
- IRNlun60
I keep coming back to this clip... The last frame he actually hits the guy into the table.
"See what I'm doing, *scratches chin*, that's the left elbow right there..."
- TheBlueOne0
"Never never let them get that choke, because if you go out, god knows what they're going to do to you..."
*ANAL RAAAAPPPPEEE I think is the implied subtext...
- jevad0
ya mjed who the fuck are u talkin shit to bas th eguy made somethin of himself n is an mma legend n hes a great guy n loves to teach people how to defend themselves hes a stand up guy. u on the other hand are a punk.