a note about lewd-conduct signaling
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- harlequino
So apparently, under the stall foot-tappin and figger waggin is the universal signal for "I want lewd conduct?'
http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS…Is that for real? And what kind of lewd conduct at that? What can two bathroom pervs do when confined to their respective stalls trying to avoid detection?
- OSFA0
you bitch! you peed on my Pradas...
- canuck0
"Craig exited the stall with his roller bags without flushing the toilet,"
That son of a bitch !!!! FFS!!!
- version30
he just wanted toilet paper
- harlequino0
C'mon, let's make this thread more popular than the ass-fucking thread!
- canuck0
C'mon, let's make this thread more popular than the ass-fucking thread!
harlequino
(Aug 28 07, 11:05)Arn't they actually very similar ? The poor man was just looking for some back door action.
- TheBlueOne0
maybe it meant "can you spare a square"?
- harlequino0
maybe it meant "can you spare a square"?
TheBlueOne
(Aug 28 07, 11:10)Haha, that's what i said this morning while watching this on the news. :P
- CALLES0
at what point in life do you go crazy enough to do crazy shit like this?
- Llyod0
first george michael and now this. when will it all end.
- CALLES0
Breaking News
Sen. Larry Craig, who was arrested on misdemeanor disorderly conduct in a bathroom, denies he is gay and accuses a newspaper of a witchhunt.
- CALLES0
i didn't know it was a whitchhunt
i thought it was more of a gay bashing thing
*changes outfit
- eb60
it says he didn't flush, thats nasty.
- AndyRoss0
So, he not only pleads guilty to the charge, but he vows that he will not later try to protest that he was innocent and did nothing wrong. Then today he has a press conference to say he was innocent and did nothing wrong!
Sombody ought to shoot him with one of them Idaho potato cannons...
- ********0
I don't really understand how what he was alleged to have done, admitted to, then retracted, is 'lewd behavior'..
Think about it, you're in the airport stall, you've been backed up since yesterday, endured a 4 hour flight, a 45 minute (extended to 2 hr) layover somewhere, dehydrated on the flight, cramped into the seat, you're virtually busting at the backside when you bundle into the bathrooms, with suitcase in tow - you bring it into the stall, naturally, there isnt room down the side of the toilet, and there's piss on the floor, so finally you plant down and try to coax/control a several foot long sphincter snake out, trying not to push too hard, just a controlled rapid unloading, lots of gas from the compression/decompression on the plane - it kinda leaps out of you and the world suddenly seems a better place, your ears finally pop, and you can look forward to your out of town trip, take a couple of minutes for any trailing debris, blow your nose, possibly pick it. Good. Nice to be here..
Whats this ? !!!
A foot slightly under my side of the stall !??
A finger wagging underneath the partition !!??
Oh my god - no ! That must mean a violently gay guy wants to do me !
How could I be so naive ? How could I have been so distracted that I failed to spot his suitcase placed directly behind the door, the tapping foot - oh it all makes sense now, damn, damn damn, what a fool I've been..
What to do ? What *do* I do ? Oh god...um...uh...
OK - don't panic..
Breathe....[eouh..no, no - don't, actually...].
I could just flush and leave.. I dont have to respond do I ?
Whats the signal for 'no - thanks'.. ? Wave a piece of toilet paper under the stall ?
Cough three times ?
Damn these gay predators, attacking my marriage and adpoting Vietnamese kids in upscale magazines - see what these wacko Liberal judges have done to this country...
Ok, I'll just get up and run..But wait...
Being an average, straight, middle class married guy, I have no idea what the suitcase position, the foot or the finger actually mean..
It's almost as if it's a hidden code, that you wouldn't know about unless you wanted or needed to..
Your run of the mill defacating straight business guy knows nothing of this world, and were they to find out via some tawdry hi-profile non-gay married Senator bathroom gay-signalling scandal, it would probably scar them for life against ever using the vital toilets at the end of their long-haul non-shitting crampathon flights, causing polyps, hemaroids and rectal cancer.
Thanks a bunch, fucked-up gay-hating god-squadding shitfaces, you just busted my ass again without lifting a finger.
Well, maybe just one.
- AndyRoss0
Dude,
If Senator Craig hadn't done anything wrong, why did he plead guilty?
Anybody with any sense, especially a politician who lives under constant scrutiny, would not admit to doing something wrong if they had done nothing wrong. People with sense lash out at those who wrongly accuse them.
- paraselene0
hahahaha!
that guy has had my home state bent over the ol' pickle barrel since i was riding a tricycle.
nice to know it's all been because he thought that's just what you do to pass time on a layover...
twat.
- _salisae_0
give it up, para. we all know you're still riding a tricycle round shoreditch at the weekend.
- paraselene0
i've TOTALLY graduated to a sedicimicycle, blud.
- _salisae_0
seh-dee-chee-mee?
wth is that?