kona
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- MrD0
hey is CALLES jerking off in the corner?
with a pillow?
like that scene in Rules of Attraction?
- k0na_an0k0
that's no pillow. that's dobs underwear.
- harlequino0
We're out of Keystone. We have some cans of Aquanet and some Robitussin.
I'm gonna stick to huffing the stuff that came off the bottom of the bed frame. It makes me feel like a kitten.
- MrD0
thats just gross
white castle anyone?
kumar finished trimming his pubes
- k0na_an0k0
sliders... i like your thinking mrd. 10 pack for me.
- MrD0
so whos driving and who got 5 bucks for gas?
- MrD0
see I KNEW you guys wouldnt have cash on you.
CHEEEEEAP!
- k0na_an0k0
i'll fly you buy.
now everyone pile into my 1985 plymouth horizon.
watch the passenger side back door. the handle stic... *mrd snaps off door handle* ...ks. great. my dad is going to kill me.
- MrD0
its not fault, i just have these 3 inch guns i cant help it
- canuck0
Can I come ?
- MrD0
Can I come ?
canuck
(Aug 28 07, 12:04)fuck its canuck
roll up the window man roll it up
drive drive drive!!
- canuck0
Come on guys, I promise I'll wear deodorant this time :(
- k0na_an0k0
*throws 7-11 slurpie out window at canuck as we speed past
- harlequino0
come with me canuck
*inhales into rag deeply
we is kittens now...
- canuck0
That's it Kona, I'm not writing you kinesiology essays anymore. Fucking jock.
- canuck0
you = your.
maybe it's a good thing I'm not writing them after all.
- k0na_an0k0
oh no?
*gives canuck swirly
- Jaline0
dude, I'm not coming if Alex doesn't...
(waits for OSFA to switch "coming" with another word)
- k0na_an0k0
no chix allowed
- Jaline0
not even shemales?