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- contia10
it worked. i'm leaving right now.
get this..... i asked.
- morilla0
Walk Hard
- k0na_an0k0
pour a bunch of ketchup on your shirt
walk into your bosses office and say "hey uh... i gotta leave early and clean somethi... er take care of someon... er take care of something."
- chossy0
tell him / her your cocks sore
- contia10
done deal. I'm out. Thanks. Should have thought of that.
- 5timuli0
Gotta do it a la Office Space... if the boss confronts you just side-step him and waltz out the door. Classy.
- k0na_an0k0
"i have a tummy ache... i'm gonna go soak it in beer. If it works I'll come right back to the office"
grunttt
(Aug 24 07, 11:01)HAHAHA
- canuck0
Yes, just walk out make sure you don't make eye contact with anyone, and look slightly pre-occupied as you leave.
- grunttt0
"i have a tummy ache... i'm gonna go soak it in beer. If it works I'll come right back to the office"
- madirish0
just get up and leave. seriously.
- 5timuli0
Do something like this?
- Momentum20
hi boss, in another part of the world their clock says its time for me to go home. I just want to respect their culture so I will see you on monday.
Have a great weekend
- dusty_shackle0
have your mom call the office. have her tell your boss she needs you home to fulfill the manly duties your father hasn't performed since you were born and he saw how much bigger your manhood is than his.
that or just ask. i mean jaysus, how fucking old are you? 12?
- k0na_an0k0
"hey boss, mark cuban just said the internet is dead so uh... i'm going to call it a day."
- mg330
Show him this and tell him that's what you need to go home and do.
- contia10
ha ha.
i want to leave early : not leave forever
- grunttt0
"a bomb threat was just called in specifically to my desk. I'm going to leave... and I'm taking Susan because she kinda sits near my desk"
- morilla0
I am going to f-in murder someone today
- grunttt0
your = you
- grunttt0
"my dick stings. I can either show it to your or a doctor."