early dismiss
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- contia1
Trying to get an early dismissal from work, happy hour awaits. What is a good way to persuade my boss?
- grunttt0
"the first round is on me"
- dirtydesign0
No one can say anything to 'violent diarrhea'
- onewhoslaps0
"all my shits tight, later boss *high five even if he/she doesn't raise hand, still act like you just gave a sweet fiver then leave"
- grunttt0
"my dick stings. I can either show it to your or a doctor."
- grunttt0
your = you
- morilla0
I am going to f-in murder someone today
- grunttt0
"a bomb threat was just called in specifically to my desk. I'm going to leave... and I'm taking Susan because she kinda sits near my desk"
- contia10
ha ha.
i want to leave early : not leave forever
- mg330
Show him this and tell him that's what you need to go home and do.
- k0na_an0k0
"hey boss, mark cuban just said the internet is dead so uh... i'm going to call it a day."
- dusty_shackle0
have your mom call the office. have her tell your boss she needs you home to fulfill the manly duties your father hasn't performed since you were born and he saw how much bigger your manhood is than his.
that or just ask. i mean jaysus, how fucking old are you? 12?
- Momentum20
hi boss, in another part of the world their clock says its time for me to go home. I just want to respect their culture so I will see you on monday.
Have a great weekend
- 5timuli0
Do something like this?
- madirish0
just get up and leave. seriously.
- grunttt0
"i have a tummy ache... i'm gonna go soak it in beer. If it works I'll come right back to the office"
- canuck0
Yes, just walk out make sure you don't make eye contact with anyone, and look slightly pre-occupied as you leave.
- k0na_an0k0
"i have a tummy ache... i'm gonna go soak it in beer. If it works I'll come right back to the office"
grunttt
(Aug 24 07, 11:01)HAHAHA
- 5timuli0
Gotta do it a la Office Space... if the boss confronts you just side-step him and waltz out the door. Classy.
- contia10
done deal. I'm out. Thanks. Should have thought of that.
- chossy0
tell him / her your cocks sore