new Apple product
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- Boz
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.
The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
- Gucci0
where is the clickwheel?
- abstrakt0
we already know where the usb port is...
- Antonelli0
where?
- Daro0
they were gonna release the mini iTit but it didn't seem to have a big impact on consumers.
- Jaline0
^ hah
- k0na_an0k0
-1 for all of you.
these 'jokes' belong to be written on the mid-rift sleeveless shirt that kona owns: www.teesnthings.com/Pr... [jpg]
lvl_13
(Jul 5 07, 12:33)HAHAHAH!
damn. i knew i should have left that tidbit out of that story.
:)
- Gucci0
Kona and i share that shirt, actually..
...and kona, if you could, i'd appreciate it back for this weekend I have a wedding and a funeral to attend and I'd like to look my dandiest.
- k0na_an0k0
ok but i've been having to wear it as underwear for the past week. wash machine is broke.
i got drunk and threw my golf clubs in it. tehy were dirty.
- Gucci0
zounds
- k0na_an0k0
haha.
i'm stealing that word from you.
i'll give you full credit when i drop it and people are like 'wtf??'
- lvl_130
hahaha!
HA!
- oldelpaso0
they were gonna release the mini iTit but it didn't seem to have a big impact on consumers.
Daro
(Jul 5 07, 12:18)im gonna wait for the 'iTit shuffle'
:D
- Jaline0
I think I'm going to hold out for the iTit TV.
- version30
yes yes you are :P