Overheard in NYC
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Hobo #1: Bitches is crazy, crazy. Had no choice but to fuck that squirrel.
Hobo #2: Nooo, nooo.
Hobo #1: Yup, yup. That squirrel was worth five cents.
Hobo #2: Nooo, I'll tell you how much that squirrel was worth. $15.98.--St. Johns Pl, Park Slope
- MrD0
hey i never said it was worth 5 cents
- acedeuce0
Creepster: We'll stick some rutabagas up there and, when we're done, you'll be wider than the Lincoln Tunnel.
Chick: Yeah... Wait, what?
Creepster: I don't know.--140th & Broadway
Overheard by: Ein Ladle
- acedeuce0
Ghetto goth girl putting black eyeliner on lips: Do you know what he said?
Friend in stall: What?
Ghetto goth girl: He said I was aggressive. I can't help if I'm aggressive 'cause I'm half-vampire, half-werewolf.--Pyramid club, Ave A, between 6th & 7th St
Overheard by: not a goth
lol
- flavorful0
These are hilarious!
Old, disgruntled customer: I wish I was young again.
Cashier: Do you believe in reincarnation? You could just kill yourself.
- Mal0
Homeboy to friend.....
"I'm gonna eat the mothafuckin shit out of this mothafuckin candy bar"
overheard by me on 14th and 6th
- defanddumm0
haha LOL
- acedeuce0
Blond Tourist Bimbo: I've never even heard of the G Train.
Blond Local Bimbo: Yeah, it's a ghetto train.
Blond Tourist Bimbo: Where does it go?
Blond Local Bimbo: Nowhere.
Black eight-year-old boy: Except my home, bitch.--G train Hoyt/Schermerhorn station
Overheard by: Ian Robertson
- acedeuce0
Guy #2: Dude, I'd hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become the Kind of England.
there's a 'most popular' section
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- rusty_shackle0
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