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- kelpie0
those are good para, for you I prefer the Madonna one though :)
- skt0
did para just quote madge??
hahahahahahaa.
- emecks0
ach who cares about the future.
Find a private landlord flat, instead of an agency one, job done.
I've been fucked over twice by flatmates in agency flats - still managed to get a mortgage though
pas de bo'er ken?
- paraselene0
nah, it's an exercise. one personal detail in ten words or less.
eg: Secretly worries she is suffering from Madonna-esque accent drift.
- paraselene0
or:
Refuses to wear skinny jeans, battening hatches till fad subsides.
- kelpie0
cynical jack-hammer wit backfires in popular design oriented internet forum
- kelpie0
really would rather gild a lilly than polish a turd
- kelpie0
etc
- kelpie0
well emecks, my pal has just bought a two bedroom place in a really cool new development and is giving me really cheap rent bills included starting end of july, so if I can get a couch somewhere till then all is well on that front.
So do yous reckon I should just get my stuff out and dingy him?
- skt0
i really don't understand this exercise of which you speak.
surely it would just be called a sentance, no?
- paraselene0
unable to distinguish one thread from another, much to her dismay.
- kelpie0
its ok skt, its a new form of haiku called a dahling, popular in be-polonecked media circles over on this side of the pond. You'll get into it when you get back, but of course it wont be cool by then.
- paraselene0
mightily clever scottish bloke - you wouldn't know it from his spelling.
- 23kon0
emecks is spot on.
if that fails, get round to your landlords with a bar of soap in the bottom of a football sock and let the f*cker have it.
- no external bruising ;)
- skt0
good at spelling - a characteristic not found in me.
- skt0
did i do it right, was what he wondered next.
- emecks0
fucken right kelpie.
I am due a couple of agencies in Embra a couple of grand thanks to arsehole flatmates (one of them a Danish HellHoor with 6" pubes) leaving me in the shit.
They sent letters to my work for a while threatening this and that but see work wasn't allowed to give them my address so it was all good.
Like I say I just got a mortgage so nothing to worry about shiteing them.
- kelpie0
one word off, an error unrepeated in the follow up
- kelpie0
fuck it then, they have till saturday morning to get me the lappy back, then I'm buying a new one with the money and pissing off into the wide blue yonder.
That's if my keys still work this evening :/
(that's another weird one too, cos apart from my clothes, I removed anything of value last night, so if I can't get in I'm down to one set of clothes unless I pay up or some unhappy shit like that, suppose I could get a cheaper pc and a newer wardrobe out of the cash, haha)
- skt0
"nah, it's an exercise. one personal detail in ten words or less. "
instructions recieved online, although incorrect, were taken in good faith.