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- kelpie
sorry folks, my posts are seriously off colour today, by way of explanation I was robbed by someone with the ability to walk through walls last night and I'm gearing up for a wicked bit of big time confrontation tonight. Always perks me up. Again; apologies.
carry on.
- morilla0
the Juggernaut?
- Rand0
I'm sorry, friend. If any heads need running over, I'm your man.
- Mimio0
Here...borrow my head.
- kelpie0
thanks guys, I'll go rev up the quad
- k0na_an0k0
maybe you should sleep on your back tonight... know what i mean...
- 5timuli0
Mice can get through cracks 1/4 inch wide. Dirty thieving little bastards. Cute though.
- kelpie0
Could a team of them remove a laptop through those same cracks?
I'd almost give them the bloody thing to see that.
- chossy0
oh kelpie I'm sorry matey :(
- skt0
hi kelpie. if it makes you feel any better i have decided not to hate you anymore. lets be efriends again.
- skt0
also, that sucks about the laptop. do you know who the theiving bastart is?
- kelpie0
there's a good chance I can get the thing back choss, or trump the crime with worse, it'll be cool.
I'm glad to hear that skt, I cried a bit last night.
- kelpie0
yup, its a long story, but I think it was my landlord.
- paraselene0
a: were yous on the outs? i had no idea.
b: don't apologise, ferfuckssake, be a man and stand your ground
c: i reckon you pawned the laptop and are blaming the landlord. for shame!
- skt0
nae break in then, just a missing laptop. have you told the polis, or are you just going to kick his cunt in instead?
- skt0
a: were yous on the outs? i had no idea.
what does that even mean?
hi para
- kelpie0
first I'm going to try to get it back off him, then growl at him and let it go (I owe him rent), then if that doesn't work I'll go to the police, then if they can't do anything I'll smear shite all over his walls and dance off with the cash I owe him.
- kelpie0
nice image that innit?
- emecks0
shite m'n sorry tae hear that!!
mebbes leave the 5-0 out of it if yer seriously considering the Joaby Dulux, no?
- skt0
classic bar L material kelpie...
what were you in for?