Fucking Clients
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- material-10
do you want the condensed version? (txt form)
k0na_an0k
(Jun 1 07, 08:49)I'll take the bold extended version with ornaments
- pascii0
neue black extended heavy pls, k0na!
- madirish0
how's pentax today, kyl3?
you riding later?
- OSFA0
I think it'll be easier if you send a few to print and mail them to us.
- jox0
I've had buttseks with our largest client!
- ********0
fishboots
- OSFA0
jox, could you share your story? we promise we won'y let him know...
- spendogg0
I have been fucked by clients so it is only natural to have refturned the favor.
- ********0
used to, but it had nothing to do with the design biz.
- Point50
the secretary wasn't a stripper, but she could have been. I worked with her and one night our office went to Cheetah's... she started talking about how she could dance better than half of the dancers in there. I tell her "yeah right. I got a $100 says you can't"... well, about 3 drinks later, I'm in the VIP room with her on my lap and she takes her shirt and bra off and gives me a lap dance for like 10 minutes and is sticking her tongue down my throat and everything. Bouncers kept walking the room and everytime one passed I though "great, we're gonna get kicked out", but we never did. When we finally walked out, I tried to give her the $100 but she said no "(she) didn't do that for the money". That's as far as it went though cuz the next week I started dating some fitness model chick and forgot all about the secretary. That fitness chick was crazy... drugs, ass licking, everything
but back to k0na's story... do tell!
- era4O40
I take it you mean "literally" and not "financially".
- k0na_an0k0
haha. that's AWESOME point5!!!
ok. many many years ago i was doing some freelance work for this lady that my old roommate got me in touch with.
we talked a few times on the phone and had our first meeting at my place to get the project rolling. she was a very attractive high 30 something (if not low low 40s italian lady). i thought it was super strange, the first time i met her she came over in real business like attire and was all proper and stuff, then flash forward 3 weeks later and she asks me to come to her place to drop off the files and see where the project stands.
i walk into her house and i notice an empty glass of wine on the table and she's wearing this button down shirt that is unbuttoned almost to her damn bra. pretty hot... but i'm a total professional and hardly notice (lie).
she gives me a tour of her house while we're making our way to the office, which was just off of her bedroom. as we get to the bedroom she's like 'and this is the bedroom, this is where all the magic happens' and looks right at me. i didn't know waht to say, i was not expecting that.
anyways, we get to her office and we start going over the project. almost everything changed and i was more than upset and made it clear this was out of scope. she just kind of lost it and started yelling at me about everything under the sun. so i started yelling back. she's screams at me 'YOU'RE SUCH A F*CKING GEN X'ER' which i started to laugh at and she picked up a vase and chucked the fucker at me. i got pissed and exploded and she actually picked up a chair and tossed it in my direction. papers were being thrown and it was a flat out screaming match. next thing i know she walks over to me and i thought for sure she was going to slap me across the face. nope. she jams her tounge down my throat and we start going at it in her office. then in the bedroom. bathroom. it was madness. it was flat out hate sex. haha.
i think her x husband must have been a real jackass to her and she definitely had something against men and she took that shit out on me. it was awesome but she was a basket case.
she started calling at all hours of the night, stalking. she was crazy.
when i finally finished the project i took over a girl friend of mine and left her in the car when i picked up the check. she was out of her mind angry but the girl i had in the car was a martial artist and i knew if shit went down she'd have my back. haha.
that was the end of that. after i got paid she never called again.
pretty crazy.
i probably left some shit out but i'm trying to type this pretty fast.
- kerus0
k0na for president
(hey bud hows it goin)
- Gucci0
that's the story... haha.
awesome.
- OSFA0
hahaha. niiice. hi-five!
sexy time!
- barbtastic0
+1 hate fucking
- k0na_an0k0
kerus! what's up man! all is well here. how about you?
- kerus0
same old shit, back for my yearly lurk on this bitch
time to make some more pointless threads
- spendogg0
k0na, have you told your wife that story?
I ony as kuz I was over at a friends house with a few other couples and the conversation came up about exes and the crazy shit that would happen. One of the couples are newly married and she was pushing him to talk about his crazy ex and share a story - he didn't want to - she kept on him, until he gave in and said that this one chick he used to bang - made him fuck her in the ass while jamming a giant black dildo in the clam and pull her hair. His wife flipped out and said "how could you do that to someone" and took off - needless to say he has been in the doghouse for a week. the moral of the story keep it rated PG.
- kerus0
hahahaha spendogg that's awesome