Fucking Clients
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- k0na_an0k0
haha. that's AWESOME point5!!!
ok. many many years ago i was doing some freelance work for this lady that my old roommate got me in touch with.
we talked a few times on the phone and had our first meeting at my place to get the project rolling. she was a very attractive high 30 something (if not low low 40s italian lady). i thought it was super strange, the first time i met her she came over in real business like attire and was all proper and stuff, then flash forward 3 weeks later and she asks me to come to her place to drop off the files and see where the project stands.
i walk into her house and i notice an empty glass of wine on the table and she's wearing this button down shirt that is unbuttoned almost to her damn bra. pretty hot... but i'm a total professional and hardly notice (lie).
she gives me a tour of her house while we're making our way to the office, which was just off of her bedroom. as we get to the bedroom she's like 'and this is the bedroom, this is where all the magic happens' and looks right at me. i didn't know waht to say, i was not expecting that.
anyways, we get to her office and we start going over the project. almost everything changed and i was more than upset and made it clear this was out of scope. she just kind of lost it and started yelling at me about everything under the sun. so i started yelling back. she's screams at me 'YOU'RE SUCH A F*CKING GEN X'ER' which i started to laugh at and she picked up a vase and chucked the fucker at me. i got pissed and exploded and she actually picked up a chair and tossed it in my direction. papers were being thrown and it was a flat out screaming match. next thing i know she walks over to me and i thought for sure she was going to slap me across the face. nope. she jams her tounge down my throat and we start going at it in her office. then in the bedroom. bathroom. it was madness. it was flat out hate sex. haha.
i think her x husband must have been a real jackass to her and she definitely had something against men and she took that shit out on me. it was awesome but she was a basket case.
she started calling at all hours of the night, stalking. she was crazy.
when i finally finished the project i took over a girl friend of mine and left her in the car when i picked up the check. she was out of her mind angry but the girl i had in the car was a martial artist and i knew if shit went down she'd have my back. haha.
that was the end of that. after i got paid she never called again.
pretty crazy.
i probably left some shit out but i'm trying to type this pretty fast.