Cleaning the system??
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- Yeason
Alright, so here is the deal.. Haven't smoked pot in about 2 months. Went home last weekend and hit the pipe a couple times.. Just found out I have to take a drug test tomorrow.. What are the odds of me passing this thing?
- skt0
No idea, but with timing like that i'd be extra careful crossing the road.
- Witt0
ahahah
- mrdobolina0
if you just took a coupla hits I would drink water like crazy and roll the dice.
- Witt0
i just typed "drug test detection period" in google and it come out positive for laziness.
;)
- Witt0
come = came.
- horton0
drink a bottle of whiskey and throw all blood levels off the meter.
- studderine0
http://www.norml.org/index.cfm?G…
it depends on how much you weight, your diet, how much water you drink.
to be honest, you are probably fine. back when i was 18 i fell into a similar situation. i passed :)
- jevad0
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- flavorful0
Any job that requires a drug test is not worth having.
Good luck being the floor manager for the day shift at McDonald’s though.
- PonyBoy0
buy someone's piss...
... "Gross!" you say?
"WHAT?!... NO WAY!" you say?
- horton0
buy someone's piss...
... "Gross!" you say?
"WHAT?!... NO WAY!" you say?
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PonyBoy
(May 25 07, 15:36)genius:
- PonyBoy0
"There is no fumbling around with obvious switches or clamps. This eliminates a big problem with the original whizzinator which has an on/off switch that is very audible and very obvious!"
- Jaline0
No idea, but with timing like that i'd be extra careful crossing the road.
skt
(May 25 07, 13:56)hahaha
nice :)
- Jaline0
Well...
are you prison?
- Jaline0
*in prison
- jaylarson0
drink water. try to piss at least 5 times prior to test. take multivitamins to provide some color.
i was in a similar situation. i smoked on a sunday and was tested on a thursday. i told my hr rep (head hunter) that i had smoked too. i took the test and passed and i got the job.
lame situation i am in, but it is all i got.
drink water. be active if you can. drive to the test, crank up the heater, sweat, sweat, sweat. piss 5+ times, take a multivitamin (but not too many as you can be poisoned).
good luck!
- Yeason0
No of course not.. Just trying to get some extra money with a weekend job at some country club..
- ftravieso0
Uless they take a hair piece from your head...there is where the actual history remains.
I was in the fencing national team for years and all they have to do is to analyze the hair...it´s kind of a tree in that sense since everything remains "recorded".
What type of drug control is that? Do you work for MS or something?
- Yeason0
No of course not.. Just trying to get some extra money with a weekend job at some country club..