call me MISTER.
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- FrdmOfSpch0
haha at the spanglish "Meester"
- M0NEYCIDE0
That's Hill WILLIAM to you!
- FrdmOfSpch0
They call me Mister Tibbs!
- ItTango0
They call me Mister Tibbs!
FrdmOfSpch
(Apr 27 07, 10:58)I do want to thank you for offering such a powerful piece of manpower as Virgil Tibbs.
- ********0
My freshman year of high school, I took French and had Madame Hunkele as a professeur.
She was one of my favourite teachers ever because she actually enjoyed my antics. She taught me a slew of swear words on the condition that I couldn’t tell the other students, so I never did but I would drop them all the time and she would just start laughing.
Like I would read a sentence from the book, and add in a whole bunch of curse words into it.
The one time she asked me to translate the English, which I did, which sent her into hysterics and everyone else in class in complete shock (it was like, "Give me the fucking book you g-d damn asshole.") while she hit me with her pointer and between tears of laughter sending them to the office, haha.
Short story incredibly long, I always pronounced Madame like My-Damn.
Everyday I would waltz into class going, "BONJOUR MY-DAMN HUNKELE!", and put a fist out for a pound (which she rarely reciprocated), haha, and she would just shake her head and go, "It is Madame, Jerome, Madame!"
She was also from France so she had a wicked accent.
I said My-Damn Mamere, and basically put My-Damn-Moiselle before all the girls in my class.
Because I am an ass.
I like mademoiselle though, I actually use that in its proper way to this day, heh.
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Wait why did I type all of this?
- gramme0
Harry Potter and The Unlikely Day That qruise Didn't start a Bitching-About-Who-Knows-What Thread on NT.
- FrdmOfSpch0
there is clearly bitching
- gramme0
oh i forgot
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- ItTango0
flavorful:
that reminded me a highschool eng. lit. teacher i had. she was very attractive, always wore skirts and regularly sat on top of her desk with her legs crossed.
the hell of it was that whenever she asked a question, you had to stand and give your response.
the days of classroom schwing...
- Jaline0
Jer, I had lots of teachers like that since I was in French immersion. I did like calling them by that.
But none of them really taught us swear words, haha.
- ItTango0
hee, hee...
you said French immersion.
- ********0
Haha yea, she actually retired after that year and told me it was the funnest year she had teaching since she first started.
Unfortunately the next teacher did not take well to my usual outbursts and mannerisms, I was thrown out of that class and became the only person in our school who did not have take a language for four years, and only had a year and a half because I refused to take Spanish and passed some French test to show I knew the equivalent of four years worth of teaching (much to the school’s shygrin, haha).
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I wish I still knew French as well as I used to.
That is a language I always want to pick back up.
- ItTango0
Yeah, J.
I know what it is.
Thanks anyway.
- Jaline0
I guess it is kind of funny.