I'm missed.
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- Nairn
Apparently, anyway. I've received 2 emails this morning, one from eBay the other from British Airways, which informed me that they've 'missed' me.
I'm all for friendly, conversational emails, but I don't really believe the staff at BA have felt a nairn-shaped void in their collective existence - or am I beating myself up too much? Am I really loved by these trans-global behemoths? Is it just me? Am I special?
- Nairn0
Perhaps this would've been better suited to an entry in the blog thread.
- OSFA0
yes
- OSFA0
you
- OSFA0
are!
- Dancer0
what exactly does a nairn-shaped void look like?
- grunttt0
i got an email from british airways as well. It asks whether I've heard from you and it hopes you're doing well. They really do miss you.
- harlequino0
There was nairn shaped void in my bowl of Count Chocula this morning. I placed a little bat marshmallow on the head. It was so cute and made me smile.
- OSFA0
what exactly does a nairn-shaped void look like?
Dancer
(Apr 26 07, 05:56)Please visit the NSFW thread.
- neue75_bold0
heart-shaped box?
- neue75_bold0
box = cunt
- madirish0
i am not sure i would go as far to say "missed".
"longed-for".... maybe.
"awaiting return"....... possibly.but "missed"? c'mon....
- flavorful0
I think that e-mail was meant for your money and not necessarily you Nairn.
SOWEEISEZ!
- Nairn0
*sniff, thanks grunttt - tell them... tell them.. I'll be back one day - but what I'm doing now, I've got to do now - gotta do it for momma. Can't let momma down.
- OSFA0
Dearn Nairn,
You are missed.
XOXO
-www.nextdoor-grannies.co.uk
- 23kon0
i got one from British Airways too, it said that they missed me, but they also said that they wished i would stop using my internet connection to surf porn, download mp3s and wasting hours on myspace and to spend more time on their website instead and book flights to help line their shareholders pockets and pollute the world :)
- Nairn0
For shame, flavorful! I'm sure these companies only had my individual wellbeing at heart. You're so goddamn cynical..
Dancer - I feel like slapping you right now. In response to your question, I thought I'd search for 'cartoon hole' on Google Images to get one of those person-shaped holes that fast-running individuals leave in walls in cartoons.
This is amongst the horrific search results.. (pNSFW)
- grunttt0
dear british airways,
i received a cryptic message from nairn. apparently he is busy doing his momma.
sincerely (creeped out),
- jamble0
I got an email from ebay saying they'd missed you when they tried to throw a water balloon at you
- OSFA0
hahaha grunttt!
- Dancer0
they'd missed you when they tried to throw a water balloon at you
jamble
(Apr 26 07, 06:21)Some cunt tried this yesterday when I was on a run – they missed.
Nairn I can't view that but it sounds horrific