Gold Whore
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- barbtastic0
she had me at anal...
- jevad0
HAHAHHAHAHAH
- -sputnik-0
that's awesome
- jox0
What the hell? I'm not up to date with youth lingo, is she offering a hump in exchange for video game points?
- JackRyan0
If I would have just known this is what she needed...its my fault...I guess I just wasn't there for her.
She never told me she was into anal...I don't know If I can honestly say I ever knew her.
- TheBlueOne0
If I would have just known this is what she needed...its my fault...I guess I just wasn't there for her.
JackRyan
(Apr 9 07, 10:03)Is that why you showed up in the Orc outfit when she was expecting the Enchanted Elf on Role Play night?
Just asking.
- material-10
*puts on wizard cap and robe
- JackRyan0
I tried to get into all of her stuff, I just ...you know it just seems a little childish at times. I couldn't get a Enchanted Elf costume on such short notice, I thought she would like the Orc thing...man, you got wasted that night.
- Milan0
Fuck that, to get 5000 gold in World of Warcraft you need to spend like 200 hours playing, at least... The most this ugly broad will get is Barbaric Cloth Boots.
- JackRyan0
I mean...I fought for her honor, and now this?
- TheBlueOne0
I'm old school.
*Rolls 2 12-sided die. Consults chart. Argues with Dungeon master. Puts on Paladin armor, straps on +3 Condom of Spectral Prevention, mounts Dwarf Queen and pumps away.
I instruct my familiar to keep an eye out for the Dwarf King...
