Gold Whore

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• TheBlueOne0

  I'm old school.

  *Rolls 2 12-sided die. Consults chart. Argues with Dungeon master. Puts on Paladin armor, straps on +3 Condom of Spectral Prevention, mounts Dwarf Queen and pumps away.

  I instruct my familiar to keep an eye out for the Dwarf King...

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