mother-in-law
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- ok_not_ok0
walk around in ur tighty whiteys..thats what i did. she was out of my house the next day.
- madirish0
aaaaaahahahaha!
*puts down mobile w/ competition bidder ass-kicker's number dialed...
- Jaline0
oh shit, at first I thought you were talking about someone else.
- jox0
The first time my in-laws visited me, I was incredibly nervous. I was like OMG what if they don't like me. But Mr and Mrs Jaw-lean turned out ot be fantastic!
Their daughter on the other hand, left me for some other NT douchebag.
- madirish0
mines a jesus freak and always drops hints that she wants grandchildren....... .
Sickman
(Mar 30 07, 12:29)sounds like a party...
- Sickman0
mines a jesus freak and always drops hints that she wants grandchildren........
- scoops0
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i would say what i thought that was, but she'd hear me.
*ducks and runs from the thread*
- horton0
seriously though, mother-in-laws are a bizarre phenomena... no matter who you talk to it seems like they're all the same lady.
- Jaline0
just stay away from them as much as possible. when this time comes, deal with it. it's much better to not have to live with them, so consider yourself lucky.
- Gucci0
when she gets to the door, be wearing a sheer red teddy and sport socks.
problem solved.
- scoops0
Suddenly remember that really important freelance project that will keep you holed up in your office all week end.
- Gucci0
lol
- horton0
guess its just me, my basement and teh NSFW thread this weekend.
- Jaline0
*type out
- Bullitt0
I'd fuck off for the weekend if I were you....it will end in tears..... it always does lol
- Jaline0
haha, it's too gross to even type of "sex"
- Gucci0
whatever you do DO NOT have secks with her.
- madirish0
how much rye-based booze do you have on hand?
- scoops0
Feel lucky that your mother-in-law has to "visit"
- horton
teh mother-in-law is visiting this weekend...
share your stories and help me through this.