mother-in-law
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- horton
teh mother-in-law is visiting this weekend...
share your stories and help me through this.
- scoops0
Feel lucky that your mother-in-law has to "visit"
- madirish0
how much rye-based booze do you have on hand?
- Gucci0
whatever you do DO NOT have secks with her.
- Jaline0
haha, it's too gross to even type of "sex"
- Bullitt0
I'd fuck off for the weekend if I were you....it will end in tears..... it always does lol
- Jaline0
*type out
- horton0
guess its just me, my basement and teh NSFW thread this weekend.
- Gucci0
lol
- scoops0
Suddenly remember that really important freelance project that will keep you holed up in your office all week end.
- Gucci0
when she gets to the door, be wearing a sheer red teddy and sport socks.
problem solved.
- Jaline0
just stay away from them as much as possible. when this time comes, deal with it. it's much better to not have to live with them, so consider yourself lucky.
- horton0
seriously though, mother-in-laws are a bizarre phenomena... no matter who you talk to it seems like they're all the same lady.
- scoops0
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i would say what i thought that was, but she'd hear me.
*ducks and runs from the thread*
- Sickman0
mines a jesus freak and always drops hints that she wants grandchildren........
- madirish0
mines a jesus freak and always drops hints that she wants grandchildren....... .
Sickman
(Mar 30 07, 12:29)sounds like a party...
- jox0
The first time my in-laws visited me, I was incredibly nervous. I was like OMG what if they don't like me. But Mr and Mrs Jaw-lean turned out ot be fantastic!
Their daughter on the other hand, left me for some other NT douchebag.
- Jaline0
oh shit, at first I thought you were talking about someone else.
- madirish0
aaaaaahahahaha!
*puts down mobile w/ competition bidder ass-kicker's number dialed...
- ok_not_ok0
walk around in ur tighty whiteys..thats what i did. she was out of my house the next day.