OMG lazers!
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- HumanMale0
I thought Jackson WAS a 50ft robot?!
- barbtastic0
he is in my dreams...
- ********0
this is worth a ribald comment...
- joyride0
a 50ft robot really isn't that big. flyin into vegas, you can see the hotels which are gigantis, will a 50 ft mj really stand out?
- _salisae_0
mightcul jackson
- k0na_an0k0
50ft robot with interchangable noses and chins, with an auto whitening spray paint feature.
Fantastic.
- _salisae_0
it would look so much hotter in behrain
- KevinTx0
a 50ft robot really isn't that big. flyin into vegas, you can see the hotels which are gigantis, will a 50 ft mj really stand out?
joyride
(Mar 26 07, 06:53)lazers dude. you are forgetting the lazers.
- barbtastic0
MFINGLAZERS!!!
- harlequino0
Article from five years into the future:
"Three airliners were shot down down today by the 50 ft. Michael Jackson robot in the Nevada desert. "Jackzilla," as the locals are calling it, reportedly became self-aware 2 days ago, and has begun randomly firing it's eye-lazers, and making demands for a robot chimpanzee, built to a complementary scale.
The robot's primary weakness, an advanced processor system, is located in the crotch area. Several blackhawk helicopters have been deployed, but their attempts to destroy the weakness have been thwarted by the robot's instinctive crotch-grab deflective move."
- k0na_an0k0
I'm afraid to think what part of his anatomy the lazers will be shooting out of.
A kid walks by and "THOOM" a lazer shoots out from his Oscar Mayer frank and hits the kid in the face. Scary.
- Meeklo0
I'm afraid to think what part of his anatomy the lazers will be shooting out of.
A kid walks by and "THOOM" a lazer shoots out from his Oscar Mayer frank and hits the kid in the face. Scary.
k0na_an0k
(Mar 26 07, 08:25)HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Someone had to do it right?
- barbtastic0
[praying for eye-socket lasers]
- Point50
fuuuuuck... this may be a sign that I gotta move out of this place. I mean hookers, 24hr drinking, gambling - cool. But 50ft. Jacko takes the cake.
who's hiring out of state?