OMG lazers!
OMG lazers!
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Article from five years into the future:
"Three airliners were shot down down today by the 50 ft. Michael Jackson robot in the Nevada desert. "Jackzilla," as the locals are calling it, reportedly became self-aware 2 days ago, and has begun randomly firing it's eye-lazers, and making demands for a robot chimpanzee, built to a complementary scale.
The robot's primary weakness, an advanced processor system, is located in the crotch area. Several blackhawk helicopters have been deployed, but their attempts to destroy the weakness have been thwarted by the robot's instinctive crotch-grab deflective move."