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- ********0
"lets play spade"
"whats spade?"
"its easy, you just put your hand on top of that fence post"
*hits sisters hand with spade as hard as I can.
- kelpie0
this was some time before puberty however, I was one of those scary kids that people look sideways at just in case they are the anti christ.
- Jaline0
now that's a friend ;)
I'm usually more like the victim.
One time my friends all jumped on top of each other (it was winter so I was on ice and everyone was wearing a puffy snowsuit) and everyone just lay there, laughing their heads off.
Meanwhile, I was at the bottom of the pile and couldn't breathe. Pretty much had an asthma attack. Cried and everything.
- kelpie0
I reckon you were one of them too.
- _salisae_0
hahahaha .. and that's what i love about you, kelpie
- kelpie0
not you jaline, skt
- Jaline0
figured...
- grunttt0
i used to make out with a chubby redneck girl that lived down the street.
- Bullitt0
You all remember the big storm when you first told your mum or dad to fuck off behind their back, and he heard you....
what did you just say!?
erh....duh...get lost... (run)
- ********0
nah, see kelpie I had big brown eyes and a big mop of curly brown hair and was always smiling. the evil inside was well hidden. mwaaahaaahahha
- _salisae_0
sorry jaline .. :(
my sis was born kinda weak as my mom had been on her typical hippy diet during the pregnancy (read mushrooms, pot etc)
and i was healthy and rambunctious as could be. i was only trying to motivate her to do something other than sit in front of the television all day. i just happened to use the evil ideas that came to a hormonally imbalanced child without structure or parental guidance.
- kelpie0
I remember the big storm when I first told the headmaster of my primary school to fuck off to his face after being thrown out of class for throwing books at my teacher and calling her a nazi whore, oh my god teh beating I took that day...
- kelpie0
then I turned into a really nice helpful charming teenager. I blame the pot
- barbtastic0
peeps-
moms are crazy, they have the hardest job in the world and little to no recognition... it makes them defensive, they blame everyone else cause if they don't, it's their fault.
my mom still blames me that my sister won't eat green vegetables - nuts!!
- kelpie0
nah, see kelpie I had big brown eyes and a big mop of curly brown hair and was always smiling. the evil inside was well hidden. mwaaahaaahahha
skt
(Mar 15 07, 06:38)it was the hair that was keepin it in wasn't it?
- _salisae_0
okay so i should just ignore it? she hasn't said it to me. i want to discuss it with her but am afraid it will just lead to more baloney.
and yes jox, you're right. some of this hasn't left my personality. as a friend you'd know i am just fucking around (tho i do play rough at times) .. as a stranger you'd just consider me a bellend. my apologies.
- ********0
just hit her back with the diet-during-pregnancy thing and call it a day
- barbtastic0
salisae-
are you sure she really thinks that, maybe it's a misunderstanding?
- grunttt0
go put the cat back in the mailbox.
- ********0
hahah. bellend. must use that more. top swearing _salisae_.
and yeah. probably kelpie. now it just oozes from me in a steady flow of hate and bitterness.