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- ian
So im going snowboarding on Sunday, to go really fast down mountains, look death in the face and laugh and generally do very silly and dangerous things to my body.
That was the plan anyway until I broke my baby toe getting into the friggin shower last week. Apparently I looked death's apprentice, minor bodily harm, in the face and fainted...
- mrdobolina0
hahaha
- jamble0
hahaha
mrdobolina
(Mar 13 07, 03:53)I'm laughing more at the quality of the post than the injury!
Can't you just strap it up and get on with it?
- Concrete0
Thats quite the bastard of an accident.
Just as I was about to enter the World Yo-Yo Championships I got a whitlow.
- grunttt0
just cut that pinky toe off
- OSFA0
hahaha sad & funny....
- mrdobolina0
where's the money, lebowski?
- ian0
I spent the last week trying to come up with a good story to explain the injury, involving football, rugby, thieves, ninjas and villagers but my mother did tell me to always tell the truth.
I was in hospital today for a check up and another xray and even physiotherapy (I didnt even know the baby toe was that important!) and the doctor told me definitely no snowboarding. Dammit! Ah well, a week of reading, drinking and laying about so, while all my friends damage themselves on the slopes.
Annoyed? I'm well piste.
- barbtastic0
my broken toe prevented me from having steak at 3am with e-pill :(
- Concrete0
my broken toe prevented me from having steak at 3am with e-pill :(
barbtastic
(Mar 13 07, 04:55)Now there is a definition of disappointment!
- ian0
I can see the bone and the wound smells of almonds...
Maybe I should give myself a toe-ectomy, but I do like the little fella and I'm really not much good at snowboarding!
- blaw0
Apparently I looked death's apprentice, minor bodily harm, in the face and fainted...
ian
(Mar 13 07, 03:53)----
ahahaha... well said.
