Purity Balls
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- barbtastic0
"thanks for shaving"
- ********0
its only curtious.
- barbtastic0
yeah i don't floss with pubes, thanks for understanding
- harlequino0
wow, i checked out for a while, and this thread just went bat shit, eh? Lawdy, lawd, lawd.
*leans back in rocker on porch
*nods with a coy smile
*sips out of cup of moonshine
- ********0
I just got back from vacation, and I have to say ... there were a lot of girls who either never took purity vows, or just had them completely obliterated - by my purity balls!!!
AH THANK YOU!!!!
- gramme0
*bathes in the moonshine
- harlequino0
*clinks 1930's era cup o' hooch to gramme's
fancy that...an pagan mage clinkin cups with a man o' god...
respect, mate :)
- slappy0
"can I touch them?"
- Jaline0
I can't figure out the URLs for some of the links, like the "invite to group" one. It's specific to each member, which means that you can't just link it by yourself.
- Jaline0
^ wrong thread
- gramme0
*Pull's a harmonica out of 3 ft. long beard
*pours moonshine on harmonica to bring out the spirits
*plays a song about a dead lovers' dead lover
*harlequino weeps
- ********0
Heh, it looks like everything got wrapped up accordingly after reading the first half of the thread.
:P
- harlequino0
*weeps some more
*cleans off harmonica
that'll rust, dude
- Jaline0
*holds harlequino
*wishes
*harlequino leaves
*sobs
- Jaline0
*eats some ice cream
- harlequino0
*regresses ten years
*plays with Buffy figures
- ********0
I can respect a girl who waits to get married before having sex.
And by respect, I mean they're dead to me.
- Jaline0
*wishes she had Buffy figures
*plays with Matrix figures instead
- harlequino0
*autgraphed Bluntman & Chronic figures sell dope to Matrix figures
*Neo acts no differently
- Jaline0
This can only get dirty from here.