Straight-Up Turd
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I just took a dump and as I live and breathe, when I turned around that confounded toilet log was standing on end 4-5 inches out of the water, stiff as a board as if he was saluting me out of loyalty and respect.
I returned the salute as he bravely met his swirling fate.
I'm still laughing!
- k0na_an0k0
After reading that now I have a reason to live.
- CALLES0
thats was beautiful
*wipes tears with toilet paper
- jamble0
*salutes turd*
- version30
anyone that proud would have taken a picture, i call BS, well HS i guess
- honest0
round of applause ladies and gentleman!
- Prev0
Call it what you like but don't disrespect the memory of him...
He died serving at the pleasure of his master.
- TheBlueOne0
And this is why the internet is important. thanks for adding to this:
- ********0
it's ok with me
- honest0
do you think it's made up? Do we need visual proof?
- CALLES0
did he put up a fight against the flusher
- Prev0
Sorry, I didn't think it was appropriate to take pics, plus I don't usually take pics of my self in the water closet...
To all you doubters I say... "Straight up Turds. This shit is real!!"
CALLES: he did put up a fight and actually succeeded in clogging the toilet - I just left him though... I couldn't bring myself to partake in this act anymore than I already had.
- harlequino0
He died serving at the pleasure of his master.
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(Mar 6 07, 09:15)So it's YOU who No. 2 works for then, huh?
- canuck0
now my lunch is ruined.
- canuck0
I shit on this thread.
Rand
(Mar 6 07, 09:20)
- ghandolf0
And here I thought this was another Kanye West thread....
(see "asswipe"...)
- neue75_bold0
rule #63
You're a jackass...
- barbtastic0
yr a real catch
- harlequino0
yr a real catch
barbtastic
(Mar 6 07, 09:47)Haha! Choked on my beverage a bit there.
- barbtastic0
first thing i wanna know about a guy?
what he "made" that day...
and if he bragged about it on the ISH
- neue75_bold0
this is also the guy who tries to talk to you while in a public restroom, or farts while peeing and get's a small kick out of it...
men... I'll never understand them..