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anything else awkward that any of you would like to share? its tuesday and its shitty. lets have a laugh
- k0na_an0k0
I spent the weekend in Vegas.
Friday the group of us went out to the Hard Rock, then hit it's club. Only one of us actually remembers how we got back to the hotel room sometime around 5am.
At about noon a couple of us were up in the suite's living room having a beer to get rid of the hangover.
Out walks our buddy Nick from the bedroom.
Picture this.
220lb kinda fat, short, 100% Italian guy with a hardass attitude.
He walks out of the bedroom, eyes more than half closed, hair a fuckin total mess, pillow creases across his whole face wearing only a pair of boxers with hearts on them and his johnson hangin halfway out the front.
I swear I pissed myself a bit laughing so hard even being kind of an awkward situation.
- e-pill0
kOna loves Italian MEAT!!!
:)
- mg330
I went in the bathroom today, said hi to a coworker while I was washing my hands, he just finished up in a stall. Asked "how's it going?" and he said, "Better now."
I said:
"Just make some turdles?"
- robotron3k0
what happens in vegas....
- k0na_an0k0
what happens in vegas....
robotron3k
(Feb 27 07, 09:07)HAHA. yeah you're probably right.
- play0
car rides with the boss always get a few great awkward silences.
- ********0
car rides with the boss always get a few great awkward silences.
play
(Feb 27 07, 09:09)when they are to some secluded carpark and you know your going to have to work for your raise...
yeah, I could imagine.
- madirish0
true story:
an old boss lived near me and he was selling his condo. he was slammed w/ stuff and so he asked if i could meet his realtor there w/ the new keys to the place (just changed locks fresh for the sell, etc). i say no problem, walk over from our office and wait there at the front, ground floor entrence to the building.
she shows up (i have seen her before) and we go up and while there, she says she is just going to drop off some flowers, leaflets and decorations she has with her and then test things to make sure they all work before she shows up the next day for the opening (early morning). i say fine and just hang out for the 5 min this will all take.
she does her thing and then goes arond turning on electrical things that she will feature. now, this guy had an *insane* home entertainment system w/ a 42" plasma and the works (this was 5 years ago mind you so it was a bigger deal than now). she goes through makng sure it all fires up and she knows how to use it. she is flipping the various components on the switch for the system and once she hits DVD or theater or some shit, the most hardcore, 8-way gang bang porno in full-volume comes on the system.
this is mid-day, on a tuesday, in the summer with a woman i am helping for my boss.
it was a little, um, "awkward" to say the least......
- play0
when they are to some secluded carpark and you know your going to have to work for your raise...
yeah, I could imagine.
skt
(Feb 27 07, 09:18)oh AND she's 7 months pregnant.
- ItTango0
Once, during my banker days, senior staff had to attend an early morning briefing from the CEO. My manager, a senior vp who we nicknamed "fluffy" (cause she had this massive blond hair that was always bouncing, regardless of the weather) sat in front of me.
In the back of her hair was a big pink roller! She'd obviously missed it, and there it was. Every time she moved her head, it bounced up and down. She would turn to me and make comments, and the roller would swing out and then dissappear into the blond forest of hair!
I began to laugh uncontrollably. The more i tried to stop, the worse it got. There were tears. I put my head down and pretended i was coughing.
She turned around once more to ask if i was ok, and this time - the roller came loose and landed on the lap of the guy seated next to her.
She never saw it!
Watching him slowly pick it up and tap her the shoulder was more than i could bear and muttered something about a client meeting and excused myself.
all of that by 7:30 am...
- dibec0
The term "Meat Curtains"
- CALLES0
aww thats was awesome... all of youmade me laugh here at my desk
- robotron3k0
what happens in kona...
- barbtastic0
The term "Meat Curtains"
dibec
(Feb 27 07, 09:35)
---------------------A friend of mine managed the meat dept at a grocery last year...
They had those plastic curtains that keep the cold in and he'd say, "Hey Mike, pull back my meat curtains," the whole time thinking this guy got the joke...
So one day Mike pages my friend over the PA, "Matt Wagner to the meat curtains, Matt Wagner to the meat curtains... thank you!"
Needless to say the manager was pissed, but couldn't stop laughing... when Mike was scolded, he had no idea what he was saying over the PA until they explained it to him.
I like to imagine all the oblivious old ladies in the store at the time...
- dibec0
that is funny.
i haved never heard the term before, and when someone used it in context, i just lost it. too funny.