awkward
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- madirish0
true story:
an old boss lived near me and he was selling his condo. he was slammed w/ stuff and so he asked if i could meet his realtor there w/ the new keys to the place (just changed locks fresh for the sell, etc). i say no problem, walk over from our office and wait there at the front, ground floor entrence to the building.
she shows up (i have seen her before) and we go up and while there, she says she is just going to drop off some flowers, leaflets and decorations she has with her and then test things to make sure they all work before she shows up the next day for the opening (early morning). i say fine and just hang out for the 5 min this will all take.
she does her thing and then goes arond turning on electrical things that she will feature. now, this guy had an *insane* home entertainment system w/ a 42" plasma and the works (this was 5 years ago mind you so it was a bigger deal than now). she goes through makng sure it all fires up and she knows how to use it. she is flipping the various components on the switch for the system and once she hits DVD or theater or some shit, the most hardcore, 8-way gang bang porno in full-volume comes on the system.
this is mid-day, on a tuesday, in the summer with a woman i am helping for my boss.
it was a little, um, "awkward" to say the least......