The *cough* thread
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- CP12
Whats the deal with people coughing to communicate either displeasure or a fuck-off mentality.... anyone else know what Im talking about?
- jox0
I'm sorry, what was the question again?
- CP120
There is a social cough movement going on. Be aware of it. :)
- morilla0
for me it's the "shhhhhhhezzz"
- material-10
ok, bend over first
- Jaline0
It's like sighing heavily to express displeasure.
I want to slap those kids upside the head when they do it during an exam, like yesterday.
But coughing is okay.
- skt0
*sigh
- morilla0
ok, now I think I know what you mean. I was in the grocery store the other night in the produce section and some punk meathead with his little bitch sidekick coughed really loud and its ounded like he said "whore" in the cough. I look up and it was directed towards this rather attractive female.
Is that some sort of new mating ritual that is going on now?
- Jaline0
It's not new. People use it all the time, particularly teens.
I don't use it because most people can't pull it off properly and I'd like to save myself some embarrassment.
- CP120
So is it a mating cough or a fuck-off cough?
- Jaline0
fuck-off, and sometimes it's to be humourous, depending on who you do it to and why.
- morilla0
I mean, I almost felt compelled to say something to the jackass.
Did he think this woman was gonna be like "ohhh I love when I am degrated loudly in a public place while I look for dinner for my kids. Take me now on the bagged spinach.
- 5timuli0
Fucough.
- k0na_an0k0
*cough* nOOb
- CP120
The funniest use I saw of it was during a Bush speech, he finished saying something about Iraq and you could hear people in the press room coughing. It was an obvious loser-cough to the Bush-man.
- Jaline0
yes, sometimes it is used to disguise a laugh.
- chossy0
I cough when I drink something the wrong way and or when flies rost into my mouth, I however don't have a gag reflex (that goes out to the hommos among us) so I can pretty much place anything thick and long down my mouth slide yo!.
I immediatly regret typing what I have typed, but jokes is jokes and they must be seen.
- CP120
TAHA!!!
- Jaline0
aww, chossy's adorable
- flavorful0
Chossy, I’ll turn my head and cough with you anytime.
- CP120
Jaline--- nice pins.