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- georgesIII0
"One woman confessed that the first time she made love to him her
orgasm was so violent that she fainted. Perhaps his potency as a lover also had a physical explanation.Rasputin's assassin and alleged homosexual lover, Felix Yusopov, claimed that his prowess was explained by a large wart strategically situated on his penis, which was of exceptional size."
- wademd0
I tore through that bag of gummies faster than a goatse.
-Me
- Hench0
'I Never Lie When I've Got Sand In My Shoes, Commodore.'
- Geordi LaForge
- Miesfan0
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
- stewdio0
"It is a goddamn beautiful day."
—Randall Hoyt, circa 2002.
- ntimm0
" "It is a goddamn beautiful day."
—Randall Hoyt, circa 2002. "- stewdio, qbn Dec 26, 10, 12:07pm
- imbecile0
It is not the facts which guide the conduct of men, but their opinions about facts; which may be entirely wrong.
- Norman Angell
- imbecile0
Everywhere I go I see increasing evidence of people swirling about in a human cesspit of their own making.
- Norman Angell
- ********0
FUCK YOU
-chilamont
- Everything will be okay
Jared, take a deep breath...utopian
- Everything will be okay
- Miguex0
"no one needs a templete. that's just stupid. if you can't make your own. then stay away."
- akrok
- monospaced0
"My SEO is so hot your lil messageboard won't matter."
http://www.qbn.com/topics/648330…
Funny even if it isn't really him.
- dbloc0
"Get off my Dick!"
(Brett Bash)
- Jonathanbblackwell0
"A friend to all is a friend to none"
- Aristotle
- alicetheblue0
"I drink to make other people interesting."
(- Ernest Hemingway or unknown)
- chas_3rd0
"If I had your 'insert thing here' and you had a feather in your ass, we'd both be tickeld"
Dad
- chas_3rd0
"Son, I do some of my best work in the dark " when asked if we needed more light for painting the hallway.
also Dad
- monospaced0
"it's like being surrounded by a group of gangsters here. i'm not a tough guy. i'm more of a gentleman with manners."
— x29
- CALLES0
"We also have to work through, sort of, the dark side, if you will. We've got to spend time in the shadows in the intelligence world. A lot of what needs to be done here will have to be done quietly, without any discussion, using sources and methods that are available to our intelligence agencies, if we're going to be successful."
Dick Cheney. immediately after 9/11
- decisionman0
"Man, fuck you guys"
George Washington