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- hellojeehae0
"I'm not black, I'm not white, not foreign, just different in the mind. Different brains, that's all," - billy the kid
- FixMiller0
Man who go to bed with itchy butt wakes up with smelly finger" - Confucius
- CALLES0
“Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.” - YODA
- sikma0
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
-Leo Tolstoy, Anna Karenina
- CALLES0
A psychotic is someone who just found out what's going on.
William S. Burroughs
- baseline_shift0
You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I consider you necessarily wise because you are grave.
- Sydney Smith
- BRNK0
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?”
-Epicurus
- CALLES0
Banking was conceived in iniquity and was born in sin. The Bankers own the Earth. Take it away from them, but leave them the power to create deposits, and with the flick of the pen they will create enough deposits to buy it back again. However, take it away from them, and all the great fortunes like mine will disappear, and they ought to disappear, for this would be a happier and better world to live in. But if you wish to remain the slaves of Bankers and pay the cost of your own slavery, let them continue to create deposits.
Sir Josiah Stamp, President of the Bank of England in the 1920's, and the second richest man in Britain.
- dan53820
"The dog don't like you planting stuff there. It's his backyard. If you're the only one who shits in something, you own it. Remember that."
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- ninitaz0
Style = Fart
I can't remember who said it but it always made me laugh.
- CALLES0
"Freedom does not make men happy. It makes them, simply, men."
Manuel Azaña, Spanish poet
- CALLES0
The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.
Joseph Heller
- version30
The life given to us by nature is short but the memory of a life well-spent is eternal.
- Cicero
- necromation0
"if you don't hear you will feel..."
My dad - Always before i got my ass tanned!
- BattleAxe0
"There's room at the top they are telling you still"
-J.Lennon
- scarabin0
"I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up."
- Mimio0
"At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry" - Chinese Proverb
- version30
“If I really got my ribs removed, I would have been busy sucking my own dick on the wonder years instead of chasing winnie cooper. Besides, I wouldn't have sucked other people's dicks on stage, either. I would have been sucking my own. Plus, who really has time to be killing puppies when you can be sucking your own dick? I think I'm gonna call the surgeon in the morning.”
Marilyn Manson
- GeorgesII0
Amazing reddit comments-
You meet a girl (or guy) and you are really liking her. Suddenly you have a conversation about something and she immediately becomes unattractive to you. What were you talking about and what was her stance?
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- celador
Nazi. I met this incredibly attractive girl at a wedding reception when I was about 18. Gorgeous and articulate. We somehow got on the topic of evolution and I mentioned how chimps and humans share around 96% of their genome. She then mentioned how black people share only 98% of their DNA with white people, so they are half way between a tree dwelling ape and a white European. It was the most confused my penis had ever been.
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- thereddustCelador's eyes widen, and he slams his fist down on the button for Emergency Boner Extinguisher. Images of Dick Cheney naked fly across the screen, but they are warring with images of the wedding reception girl in a pleather "Nazi" costume, licking a riding crop.
He puts through an emergency APB to his sperm, but the Sperm Sergeant says that erectile engines are already firing on all cylinders, and he refuses to endanger his men by pulling the plug. Celador says he doesn't care what it takes, this boner MUST STOP NOW, and if the Sergeant won't do it, he'll find some Goatse that will.
The Sperm Sergeant grows pale (well, paler than usual). Gritting his teeth, he hesitates, then turns to his men. They're so young, all of them. They never asked for this. By this time tomorrow, at least half of them will die pointlessly in some hellhole Kleenex that most of them couldn't find on a map.
"Abort mission," he says, a salty tear running from his eye. "God help me."
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