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- Krassy0
"And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or something, I'd probably lean over and tell myself to please shut up."
Holden Caulfield
- moldero0
"i hate you" - my wife
- lajj0
Bitch, one of my ball's bigger than the Epcot Center
- Redman
- BattleAxe0
"i'll check the link in a bit"
HR dept 3 days ago
no response
- twokids0
"If you can't accomplish something in an eight hour day, you're not qualified in the first place"
Phil Jackson
- Melanie0
You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think.
- Dorothy Parker
- fisheye0
"women have a problem for every solution"
Stephen Hawking
- fisheye0
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
Tom Waits
- ross0
"Maple donuts are for skanks"
- Andrew Dupuis
- katekelly0
"Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round heads in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules and they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify them, or vilify them. But the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do."
— Jack Kerouac
- ********0
Package deal:
Animated Logo, bug, transitions, etc...
$4999.99
- waterhouse0
"I always knew this day would come."
- Bernard Madoff
- stewdio0
Rewards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later every asshole gets one.
- ********0
One finger, two fingers, three fingers, my cock.
-ex girlfriend's ex boyfriend
- funkage0
"Make the logo smaller."
– Client
- version30
The value of a man should be seen in what he gives and not in what he is able to receive.
-Albert Einstein
- CALLES0
Quote of the Day:
A tiger...in Africa!?
Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
- ********0
"You can lose money, chasing bitches
--but you'll never lose bitches, chasing money"-Nas
- Affluenza0
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
-Douglas Adams
- thumb_screws0
"I mean, it was 11 to 1!,You’d think he’d be violating every virgin within 100 miles. How does he even get on his bicycle?"
Dick Pound on Floyd Landis' testosterone test following stage 17 of the Tour of France, an event (and a stage) which Landis initially won, but of which he was stripped after failing a dope case and losing at arbitration