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- scarabin_net0
"quote someone"
-mocaloca
- armsbottomer0
“I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this"
-Emo Phillips
- ********0
"you spaced the mono"
moamoa
- JerseyRaindog0
"Stop telling me how much that is in thousands. How much is it in grands?"
My wife, yesterday (she has trouble with numbers and maths).
- ********0
"When the sun rises, I go to work,
When the sun goes down, I take my rest,
I dig the well from which I drink,
I farm the soil that yields my food,
I share creation, Kings can do no more."Ancient Chinese, 2500 B.C.
- imnotadesigner0
"You're such an asshole"
— my fiancee
- CALLES0
Quote of the Day:
For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
H.L.Mencken
- CALLES0
Quote of the Day:
"I predict the US won't switch to solar [energy] until somebody figures out a way to meter sunlight, so some small group of already-extremely-rich bastards can charge an outrageous price for it."
Kat
- boobs0
You can't see it by satellite
Baby that's cheatin'
The President's callin' an emergency meetin'
The King of Siam he sent a telegram
sayin "A whop bop a loop-ah a whop boom bam
What's Inside a Girl?"Lux Interior
- ********0
"Wake me up before you go go" - Wham
- bliznutty0
"The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers."
- Thomas Jefferson
- CALLES0
Quote of the Day:
My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
Stephen Wright
- brains0
"Fuck you! Fuuuck youuu! Get out!"
- my girlfriend.
- nadanada0
'i don't want to be educated, i want to drown in beauty.'
- ok_not_ok0
"Digital is like shaved legs on a man - very smooth and clean but there is something acutely disconcerting about it."
- Dan Nikon
- CALLES0
uote of the Day:
Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.
Philip K. Dick
- Benja820
Great minds like a think
- CALLES0
Quote of the Day:
Earth provides enough to satisfy every man's need, but not every man's greed.
Mahatma Gandhi
- yerolda0
“Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.”
- stem0
"If you can measure it - you can manage it"
Ex CEO (can't name - sorry)