i need £30,000
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- rizingdamp
i've just been adding up all my debt in preparation for a meeting with a financial advisor... i seem to owe 30K (not including my mortgage) i wouldn't mind not owing quite as much... anyone wanna pay it off for me... or any ideas on how to clear it relatively painlessly (how much does a kidney go for these days?
- tank020
ouch...
thats alot...
in belgium you take a 2nd mortgage on ur business( at slected banks) but this is very dangerous..
- ********0
Declare bankruptcy.
- ********0
sell crack?
everyone does it nowadays//
"want a logo??
no?? ummm.. how bout crack then??"
- ********0
just me?
- ********0
work evenings?
- OSFA0
LOL @ oldelpaso
- tank020
declare bankruptcy depends how your business is built up.
are your home assets inlcuded in the business..lets say house, car..
if not.
file for bankruptcy yeah.
- UndoUndo0
now thats a coincidence, i just got an email from the brother of the cousin, of the son of the president of mumbai and he's just come into alot of money that he needs to get out of the country quickly...
seriously tho thats alot, you should watch the show "pay of yr mortgage in a year" and do as mime says or move to another country
- paraselene0
yeah, but even once you're in another country you have to evade the bastards for seven long years. and they're weasels! tenacious!
erm... someone told me once...
:l
- acescence0
fake your death and escape to tropical locale
- grunttt0
beans and rice
- UndoUndo0
is bankrupcy 5 years before you can even get credit again?
oh and check this site http://www.moneysavingexpert.com… - serious good info for free
- aktive0
freelance more
- ********0
say good bye to car?
oh oh oh oh i know u could do that thing that girl did...
buy cheap underwear for like 50c post some pics of a girl wearing it on ebay.. and sell it to some freak fetish ppl for like $30
do it a thousand times...
- ********0
I used to sell crack, proportionally with the hours I worked now, I made a lot more then.
It's the way to go if you have bendable morals and don't mind watching people wither away in front of you, like your friends' mothers, and seemingly upstanding citizens of society.
At the same time you have to look out for other crack dealers, and gangs. Which could be seen as over zealous/jealous co-workers and rivaling businesses.
I really wish now when I make a proposal to a client and they go, "That's great, but we are still going to keep our options open and meet with so and so."
That instead of giving a big smile and a handshake and saying something witty about how I'll have someone draft up the SOW for when they call me after they meet with so and so .... that I could be like, "Wait what?"
Then I put my gun in their mouth and be like, "Motherfucker did you say you are buying from someone else?"
* Pistol whip. *
* Gun back in mouth. *
"You know my ears have been acting up, I swear I heard you say you are going to give my money to someone else. We both know you are too smart for that."
Then I'd take their money, and not do any work for them as penance for even putting that notion in their own head.
...
So yea, if you want to make some quick money front up like a buck get some cheap coke, cut it up with soda and sell it for twice which will go 4 times as much as what you did after you break it down.
Then you buy more, cut it up again but don't sell it to the same people, because they aren't going to want it.
Then after you do that, buy more and start turning it into crack because by that time you'll have enough money to buy a lot more coke to bubble and make more crack to sell a lot at once.
Repeat.
It's a sweet science for sure.
- tkmeister0
damn, that's a lot of money to owe. did your financial advisor tell you what steps to take and how much you should pay off each month and how long that'll take?
- jox0
What do you owe on exactly and how did it get this far?
- rizingdamp0
creditcard
HSBC £3,867.74 18.9% £120.00 (per month)flexiloan
HSBC £3,859.53 15.9% £160.00 (per month)cahoot loan
Cahoot £6,028.17 14.9% £61.80 (per month)abbey loan
abbey £9,650.00 7.9% £167.45 (per month)student loan
student loans company £5,770.55 2.4%
n/a (per month)
- ********0
telling you dude..
pant fetish auctions... thats how my student loan is getting taken care of..
30,000 is a lot!! how come ur not paying off ur student loan?
- rizingdamp0
dont know... seem to get out of it each year somehow