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- gramme0
i feel like a soggy German puzzle
- vespa0
ah yes, i knew you'd come through for me rand.
what a lovely story. damaged goods, self-loathing & arrogance, my favourite qualities in a narrative.
- Rodimus790
DragonBallZ character 1: You're a square man!
DragonBallZ character 2: No way man. I live outside the box.
- 5timuli0
feucht paßt nicht zusammen
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- vespa0
ooh no chaos para we don't like that, you may as well be listening to experimental jazz.
what you need to do para to get through this time of uncertainty is to lay down some hard and fast rules.
draw up a manifesto. display irrational attention to detail. impose your will, show that cloud infested workplace who is boss or who knows what may follow?
- robotron3k0
I hear you Rand, avoid the docs, only you have the power to heal thyself... http://biomedx.com/urine/
- 5timuli0
Ooh, 'The Young and the Restless' is on :-|
- paraselene0
*takes heart
thanks, vee! you're good with the ol' pep talks, you are.
- contia10
I came into work today and my lamp was broken and my monitor was knocked over and someone wrote you should quit! on my desk.....I was kind of freaked out.
all of that was true except the writing on my desk and my monitor being knocked over.
I asked our secretary if she could order me a new lamp and she demanded the cleaning people pay for it because they probably broke it. I feel bad because who knows who broke it and who cares. I don't want anyone to get in trouble or lose money......
funny story..huh.
ooooooo. and Paris Hilton has a new sex tape..She knows how to Party!
- gramme0
I have a story that might lift the malaise by a semi-sharp hair.
The link below is to a PDF of the book I wrote/edited/designed for the woman who is now my wife. It's a history of selected emails that passed between us while dating. The 'fine print' at the bottom of each page is my surreptitious take on what we were really trying to say. Page 68 was written a couple days before i proposed.
I gave her this unbound book (I ran out of money so had to bind it with a bellyband) in a rosewood box after dinner one night. I read the last page aloud as I got down on both knees to read what she soon realized was a marriage proposal.
http://www.metagramme.com/Madiso…
enjoy!
- 5timuli0
Gramme, that's frickin magic :D
- skt0
Thats really sweet gramme.
I hate you.
- skt0
...having of course lost any correspondence i've ever had with anybody that cares about me.
- Rand0
billy joe never had a lick of sense, pass the biscuits please
- contia10
Enough about Gramme.
How about that classic story about my lamp! Ha
- gramme0
i liked your story condi
- barbtastic0
these are always fun when you are bored:
- contia10
thanks gramme. Your story was pretty effin' impressive. Big up! to you on that one.
- gramme0
i thought for sure you would have at me for butchering your moniker, Ms. Rice.
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