NT Rumours...
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- OSFA0
Good to see you laughing again Jevad.
By the way, I got the results from my test this morning....WE NEED TO TALK
k0na_an0k
(Jan 29 07, 12:42)
- k0na_an0k0
:)
Good to see you laughing again Jevad.
- jevad0
HAHAHHAHA
jesus
glad I left for lunch!
- k0na_an0k0
I hope you used protection. He's been around the block once or twice...or so I've heard.
jox
(Jan 29 07, 12:03)I used a cinder block.
- edd-e0
QBN signed a deal today with iTunes to have its NT Jingle to be played everytime a user turns on their iPod.
Apple iPod owners not members of Newstoday will Not be able to 'Mute" the Jingle until they sign up for memberships.
Women from all over teh world have contested against this stating that NT is not female friendly and that the NT Jingle is making them grow hair on their backs and their tits.
QBN has yet to comment back and this matter is under further investigation.
- jox0
I hope you used protection. He's been around the block once or twice...or so I've heard.
- OSFA0
hahaha.
- k0na_an0k0
Oh thank got man.
Now I feel so much better about sleeping with Jevad.
- jox0
Saucy!
- edd-e0
ID Magazine reports NT has spent into the millions of USD to help promote the word of [mt] and by this gained the love from the hearts of all men in the world.
NYTimes reports YH spends $3 a decade to help promote NT as a "MENS ONLY" design site.
Entertainment Weekly reports although not much is needed as NT is a strictly all male review with a few girls who are jsut spies for YH...their NT names are: Jevad, Jox, JazX.
- canuck0
QBN is recording how much time you spend on NT, then forwards this information onto your superiors. QBN is also a staffing agency, and arranges to have your fired ass outsourced to a worker from some third world country.
- edd-e0
when Qoob gets home after a hard days work at the office, the first thing they do is log into YH
- grunttt0
every time someone masturbates while typing in the PVN, QBN kills a baby monkey.
- k0na_an0k0
That's no rumor jox. That's actually true.
- digitalswarm0
NT PVN Hours:
9am EST- 3pm PST
- edd-e0
...NT will be changing its name from Newstoday to Nothingtoday.
- jox0
Rumour has it, Kona refers to his arms as his "guns" and he kisses them as he's walking down the street wearing absolutely nothing but a wifebeater.
How do I know this? I read about it on the internet.
- k0na_an0k0
isn't what it used to be.
- Timson0
is migrating to YH.
- edd-e0
...Qoob will offer virtual love making for all those that place an [MT] symbol on their sites.