NT Rumours...
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- OSFA0
hahaha.
- jox0
I hope you used protection. He's been around the block once or twice...or so I've heard.
- edd-e0
QBN signed a deal today with iTunes to have its NT Jingle to be played everytime a user turns on their iPod.
Apple iPod owners not members of Newstoday will Not be able to 'Mute" the Jingle until they sign up for memberships.
Women from all over teh world have contested against this stating that NT is not female friendly and that the NT Jingle is making them grow hair on their backs and their tits.
QBN has yet to comment back and this matter is under further investigation.
- edd-e0
i heard on the train today that QBN has reset all usernames that were banned or blocked and now all oldschool original usernames are available such as names like TheTeacher, JazX, OV and randoman.
grab yours now while they are available.
- k0na_an0k0
I hope you used protection. He's been around the block once or twice...or so I've heard.
jox
(Jan 29 07, 12:03)I used a cinder block.
- bukkake0
sweet it works!
- jevad0
HAHAHHAHA
jesus
glad I left for lunch!
- ninjasavant0
. . . Apple records is pursuing litigation to recover damages from Newstoday for copyright infringement of the song "A Day in the Life".
John Lennon was unavailable for comment.
- k0na_an0k0
:)
Good to see you laughing again Jevad.
- OSFA0
Good to see you laughing again Jevad.
By the way, I got the results from my test this morning....WE NEED TO TALK
k0na_an0k
(Jan 29 07, 12:42)
- jevad0
fuckin love this place sometimes
- JSK0
jevad is an fbi agent spying on NT
wait thats not a rumor
- jox0
hey jevad, what the fuck happened to yuor blog?
- k0na_an0k0
OSFA obviously you've never had a STD test before. It takes more than a few days to get the results so Jevad and I will be sweating this out for a few more days.
*looking down pants
Sooner if this is a Herpes flare-up.
- blackspade0
nerd alert
- PonyBoy0
k0na... may I suggest that next time... you use the cinder block upside your head.
:)
- k0na_an0k0
*writes down on Post-it brick
"Remind me to use the cinder block upside my head next time I have sex."*whips Post-it brick at intern.
- flavorful0
... That I should hopefully be on more this upcoming week, heh.
- joyride0
holy shit! kOna's wearing pants
it must be cold!
- k0na_an0k0
joyride2. Technically they're leotards.
Panther.