I won!
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- forcetwelve0
thats great! now ebay it!
- CALLES0
so how are you guys getting along? is it like having a mail order bride at home?
- ninjasavant0
so how are you guys getting along? is it like having a mail order bride at home?
CALLES
(Jan 11 07, 13:10)They are going to mail it to me supposedly, so its more like waiting for my mail order Real Doll to arrive.
- lvl_130
was it right next to the booth awarding wooden nickels?
barbtastic
(Jan 11 07, 12:27)that made me crazy laugh. i don't even know what that means but that was fucking funny!
oh and congrats ninja. sell it.
- saint_x0
that's like winning a case of herpes!
- mpfree0
and we took Beckham!
U-S-A! U-S-A!
;)
- ninjasavant0
This is crap. I got it in the mail today, and by IT I mean Quark Interactive Designer, which is an addition to Quark Xpress 7, which I don't have. So as jevad said, this is indeed the software equivalent of winning a donkey, except the donkey is dead and decaying on arrival.
So anyway, yeah, I'll be making another thread to see if someone wants it.
- lvl_130
wow! a steaming pile of shit that is :\
regardless, that sucks double! at least the first pile you could have sold on ebay!
what you should do grab a video camera. light it on fire. watch it burn. put it on youtube titled "look what i won at____________"
i'm not joking!
- ninjasavant0
This story gets better. So I unwittingly won Quark Interactive Designer which I can't use since I don't have Quark. I figure someone out there can use it so I'll sell it on eBay. I get $30 for it and ship it out without ever breaking the seal or opening it or anything.
Then I get a note from the guy that bought it, turns out its the educational version AND its already registered in my name so the guy wants a refund.
Jesus tapdancing christ.
- blackspade0
teh suck.
- lvl_130
fuck man! quark really is the devil!
- barbtastic0
was it right next to the booth awarding wooden nickels?
barbtastic
(Jan 11 07, 12:27)that made me crazy laugh. i don't even know what that means but that was fucking funny!
oh and congrats ninja. sell it.
lvl_13
(Jan 11 07, 13:28)
---------------------didn't your grandpa ever say "and don't take any wooden nickels!" ??
basically, cause they're worthless:
http://www.phrases.org.uk/bullet…
- lvl_130
haha! exactly.
- PonyBoy0
I just took a shit a minute ago...
... it hurt soooooooo bad...
... anyway - when I was done... I had to see what I had just pinched out...
... it was a copy of Quark.
- barbtastic0
those corners are painful