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- Nairn
Thanks, QBN - I just nearly rubbed the retinas from eyes..
- Nairn0
er...
Um...
y'see - I coulda sworn that a second ago they were...
- Nairn0
I'd appreciate it if no one else posted in this thread, so I can keep it all to myself.
Kind of like a safe house for beaten-up husbands.
- mpfree0
hello thready thread
- 23kon0
what next?! purple 'Broadcast Live' buttons? eeek!!!
- mpfree0
DOLT!
- Nairn0
aha!
'QBN Certified Apparel' link is where that green was supposed to go. Well, that clears that one up.
If you can reconcile the relative unimportance of your own existance with the might and weight of this post - continue about your business.
Otherwise, be still, sweet creature, and let me tell you a story about the time newstoday dabbled with colours and seeded havoc amongst its gentle populace - a tale of woe, tragedy and violence - but, hush! fret not, dear simple child - it is also a tale of redemption and hope (there's even a dragon for the boys and a charming sweet prince for the girls).
Now, huddle 'round - quieten down. Let us begin..
- paraselene0
fantastic. a bedtime story. i still need a nap. when i fell asleep in the blog thread they put my hand in a bowl of warm water and wrote on my forehead in permanent marker.
:l
- Crouwel0
that was lol nairn.
- Nairn0
oh. well, para - that' kind of where this færytale ends up - the dragon falls asleep and the princess (hopped up on meds and tartrazine) convinces the simple townsfolk to daub words such as 'tool' and 'pottyhead' in giant letters across the dragon's belly (in tar, of course - there were no permenant markers in Ye Olden Time-e-s) - when a tarry brushstroke tickles the dragon, he sneezes and sets alight the town hall - so then the townsfolk have to dip the dragon's toe in the well so he pees everywhere and extinguish the fire.
All the while, Prince Charming stands at the back, goading the good folk to stick things up Dragon's backside. Needless to say, he's not very popular and is mostly ignored by all but the most ardent buffoons.
By this time, the darling little children listening to the story have usually traipsed off to play playstation :\
- Nairn0
ho-hum.
maybe I shoulda just let you finish off the tale in your own minds.
- paraselene0
good story!
zz
- mpfree0
There was probably a glitsch in the system. He created that 'QBN Certified Apparel' and somehow he was referencing the same CSS tags.
^o^
- Witt0
don't clear your cache, they might reclaim that css.
better yet. sell it to them.
- Jaline0
I like green.
And Nairn's bedtime stories. Those will go into my Newstoday book.