Green Names
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- Nairn0
oh. well, para - that' kind of where this færytale ends up - the dragon falls asleep and the princess (hopped up on meds and tartrazine) convinces the simple townsfolk to daub words such as 'tool' and 'pottyhead' in giant letters across the dragon's belly (in tar, of course - there were no permenant markers in Ye Olden Time-e-s) - when a tarry brushstroke tickles the dragon, he sneezes and sets alight the town hall - so then the townsfolk have to dip the dragon's toe in the well so he pees everywhere and extinguish the fire.
All the while, Prince Charming stands at the back, goading the good folk to stick things up Dragon's backside. Needless to say, he's not very popular and is mostly ignored by all but the most ardent buffoons.
By this time, the darling little children listening to the story have usually traipsed off to play playstation :\