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- paraselene
there is only one women's toilet in this office, despite the fact that the male:female ratio is approximately 1:4.
some women, when they approach the women's toilet, and see, via the clever red sliding panel, that it is indeed in use, will sigh heavily or murmur their disapproval and stomp away.
from within the women's toilet, one can hear these manifestations of frustration and impatience. if i hear them, even if i am only 30 seconds from departing the loo, i will loiter about in there for a good five minutes.
i think it's rude to sigh and stomp and act like some great injustice has occurred just because someone made it to the potty before you did.
- k0na_an0k0
leave those bitches an upper decker
- k0na_an0k0
and it's called a shitter... not a loo
:P
- acescence0
we have unisex bathrooms. it makes some people very uncomfortable.
- flavorful0
Haha they sigh? Like to let you know they were there or something?
I'd do the same exact thing and take my sweet ole time, and even go out of my way to make them wait.
- mrdobolina0
bring a jar of old time rubber cement next time and put a coat of it on the seat after you do your business.
- paraselene0
it's just rude! they know you can hear them, so it's like saying 'hurry up.'
well, darlin, i was on my way out, but since you seem to be in some sort of passive agressive rush (honestly, if it's urgent, just say 'hey, i'm about to wet myself out here!' and i'll shake a leg) then you can sit out there for five minutes and have a think about effective communication skills. jeez.
- k0na_an0k0
i think nt really needs a 'potty talk with para' every thursday morning.
helps set the mood for the day.
:)
- GreedoLives0
if they really had to go, they'd use the men's room. would probably give those poor estrogen-battered guys over there something to talk about for once.
- grunttt0
too funny
next time you're in there and you hear "the sigh" you should let out an audible grunt sound leading them to believe that not only will they have to wait but they are going in after something horrible has occurred.
- Engage0
I had the shits come on in selfridges once, and got to the loo... but because someone was in the next cubicle I had to wait til they had gone... i'd probably never see this person, and they made the biggest racket ever... so I shouldn't of been bothered... why is that!
- grunttt0
engage - you're a Shy Shitter
- k0na_an0k0
engage - you're a Shy Shitter
grunttt
(Nov 30 06, 07:26)i've heard of 'gun shy'... (a shy pee'er)
but what is a shy shitter?
'bazooka shy?' im going to start using that.
- harlequino0
Years ago one summer i worked as the janitor in a large store. I cleaned all bathrooms daily. There is no greater manifestation of hell on earth than a women's bathroom.
I mean seriously! Between the sanitary napkin bin and the toilet, don't you creatures aim?!
- acescence0
my very first job was cleaning up at a donut shop. the staff was fond of putting outmeal muffin batter on the seat to liven up my day
- vespa0
haha those passive aggressive bitchianos.
you should replace the red engaged sign with a bottle on a string and get your pops to learn em some of your piss bottle dad skillz para.
still could be worse. we have unisex loos and we're trying to invent a word to describe the tense pre-emptive horror of pushing open the door to find that the previous occupant was the Phantom Shitter.
- paraselene0
brilliant tactic, vespa! i'll make my own 'occupied' sign:
to whom it may concern,
never fear! your sighing, exclamations of a borderline profane nature and frustrated stomping noises are not going unnoticed and the management, ever sensitive to your needs, has risen to your aid with the attached "ladies room waiting aid". never again shall you have to wait thirty seconds for your insensitive colleagues to finish drying their hands! never again make the tiring trek to the first floor loo! relief is yours!*
*use of the "ladies room waiting aid" may result in accidental injury. the management is not responsible for any damage incurred during the use of the "ladies room waiting aid". any accident or injury incurred due to a fault with the "ladies room waiting aid" shall not be claimable via workers compensation. furthermore, the costs for the implementation and upkeep of the "ladies room waiting aid" company-wide shall be funded by a diversionary christmas bonus fund.
-the management
- flavorful0
Wait, if there is only one louie in the loo ... why not just lock the door?
That says occupied.
Then again, you'd have people banging on the door thinking that it somehow got locked on its own and someone couldn't possibly be in there when they need to go.
I'm glad I don't have that problem.
Like at bars and the like if all the stalls are taken I just go in a sink or a garbage can.
- vespa0
hahaaaa
you could make a flat-pack she-pee out of a piece of A4 paper with those instructions on the back! at the first onset of said sighs, slip one of those suckas under the door
- honest0
I was in the Barbican last night watching the bond movie and afterwards in the toilets downstairs near the theatre (the ones outside the cinema area were packed), I think I may have heard a couple having sex but I wasn't sure since I didn't have the bottle to get closer to confirm anything. What exactly is the proper protocol for this situation? I quickly took a piss and got the hell out of there.