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- paraselene0
brilliant tactic, vespa! i'll make my own 'occupied' sign:
to whom it may concern,
never fear! your sighing, exclamations of a borderline profane nature and frustrated stomping noises are not going unnoticed and the management, ever sensitive to your needs, has risen to your aid with the attached "ladies room waiting aid". never again shall you have to wait thirty seconds for your insensitive colleagues to finish drying their hands! never again make the tiring trek to the first floor loo! relief is yours!*
*use of the "ladies room waiting aid" may result in accidental injury. the management is not responsible for any damage incurred during the use of the "ladies room waiting aid". any accident or injury incurred due to a fault with the "ladies room waiting aid" shall not be claimable via workers compensation. furthermore, the costs for the implementation and upkeep of the "ladies room waiting aid" company-wide shall be funded by a diversionary christmas bonus fund.
-the management