Road Rage
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- TheBlueOne
Was just out for lunch, doing a bit of shopping. Hit a T intersection, rolled to a stop sign, and a guy was coming about a block away. As I drive through the intersection the guy speeds up, and then whips behind me and starts trying to bump my car. Then he cuts around the drivers side and is screaming at me. I speed up, dude falls in behind me and starts riding my bumper. We hit a light he rolls next to me again and I roll down my window and say "What's your fucking porblem."
Mr 17 year old Vinny Goombatz in the Honda Civic with the Italian devil horns hanging from the rearview mirror says "You blew that stop sign, what are you some kinda moron?"
I said "What are you, a moron for trying to drive me off the road for five blocks?"
Then he said something I couldn't hear, and I said "I can't hear you moron, stop mumbling. Come over to my car window and say it."
He rolled up his window.
I thought so.
17 year olds should not be given keys to cars.
- rasko40
That was an exciting rollercoaster ride of a story, complete with all the emotions of our daily lives, and more.
- ********0
tire irons are always a great visual helper
- TheBlueOne0
Tell me about it.
- CALLES0
was he blasting yani?
- visualplane_0
There's a lot of a-hole drivers in NYC =/
- exador10
man...
i soooo know what you mean...there's a coffeshop between my house and the office, and when i pass by in the evenings, its overloaded with morons in souped up Hondas etc. every one of em has got to be about 17-19 yrs old, and i'm thinking it's time they switched to fucking decaf, judging by the way they drive.....
- k0na_an0k0
That was an exciting rollercoaster ride of a story, complete with all the emotions of our daily lives, and more.
rasko4
(Nov 21 06, 11:19)That is probably one of the funniest, straight to the point no holds barred comments this site has ever seen.
+a shitload
- OSFA0
damn, CALLES you got me hooked.
- mpfree0
17 year olds should not be given keys to cars.
TheBlueOne
(Nov 21 06, 11:16)neither should women durin their times of the month. as well as people over 70. I could keep going with ethnicities, but I'm afraid you will not like what I have to say
- tkmeister0
i just got elbowed by this walking rage guy on the street. wtf! no manners...
also, i notice bicycle rage around the central park and west side path.
man, there's too much aggression going on. they need to get laid.
- lvl_130
haha to platewire!
Title
Likes to irritate
Wire type:
Award
Make:
FORD
Model:
F350
Color:
White
Location:
rochester, Minnesota
Description:
Actually the owner of this fine truck is me. If you find yourself behind this truck in the fast lane going exactly the speed limit (or a few MPH below), that's for your benefit. You are probably driving to fast in my opinion. I am trying to box you in. You can go F yourself if you don't like it. I go the speed limit on one lane roads, and speed up when it expands to 2 lanes so you can't pass me. Or vice versa. either way, I get a great satisfaction in knowing that you're stewing in your car. Maybe you'll go home and beat your wife or something. I don't care. I hope you do. I hate her too.Received
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
Title
F350. WOW!
Comment
that's a huge truck! as someone already has mentioned, i'm sure it makes up for your incompetence in bed with your wife holding your tiny, tiny wee. i'm sure the reason you drive so slow is because the amount you make working at the mcdonalds drive thru hardly covers your gas costs from your home to your job. boohoo for you.
- visualplane_0
I had a old lady push me on the train a couple of months ago, wtf?
- lvl_130
I had a old lady push me on the train a couple of months ago, wtf?
visualplane_
(Nov 21 06, 18:27)well get the fuck out of her way! you said so yourself she was old! she probably just wanted to ge to the elderly seating you were obviously blocking :D
- visualplane_0
I shoulda knocked her out =D
- Jaline0
ha! visualplane got beaten by an old woman.
- visualplane_0
She was old so I just gave her a piece of my mind. I could have taken her, I swear.
- slappy0
I get Illustrator rage when I get that "Please use the add anchor point tool on a segment of a path" error even though I have clicked Dont show again.
*F-ing sh*ts me