NT Elections
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- kyl30
garrett_westX for minister of pages
- flavorful0
I'm running for mayor!
I'll wear tissue boxes for shoes, a bath robe and a top hat around town smoking cigars.
That's my platform.
- Witt0
- digitalswarm0
*Tips own top hat to flav, tip-toes away in Kleenex boxes
- Jaline0
jaline = the new condoleezza
onewhoslaps
(Nov 7 06, 17:25)actually, I already shot her. that was my first job.
- TheBlueOne0
So if we get involved in this government of yours, what do we get? Some free typefaces? Some neat clipart? I need to know...
- BuddhaHat0
I'd like to be the Minister for Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Rockin' Parties... ahh, what a combination.
- TheBlueOne0
I want a license to kill.
- mattyd040
Your grandpa is Jack Palance??? You're in!!!
I used to love his old aftershave commercials when I was a kid.
- Jaline0
I want a license to kill.
TheBlueOne
(Nov 7 06, 18:24)James Bond? Is that you?
- Rand0
can I be tea boy?
- BuddhaHat0
That suits me to a .....
- TheBlueOne0
Shaken, not stirred. International man of intrigue here...
- jevad0
Chairman of teh Bong here...
- kyl30
yo chairman, check your email
- jevad0
checking...
- mattyd040
Though I am not into the reefer, I respect it and its users. You are hereby appointed Jevad. Now pass that shit, people are waiting.
- jevad0
Actually I am going to pass that position on to e-pill...a far more deserving candidate and one with years upon years of experience.
I hearby tender my resignation and nominate myself for
Secretary of Cool
- mattyd040
I'm appointing e-pill, "Stoner of the House". Jevad, I want you to work closely with him.