Dumb Jokes
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- abba_cadaver
Let me hear em...
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bites off my roosters feet, what do you have?
Two feet of my cock in your ass.
- jamble0
What do you call a male teabag?
A He-brew
- mpfree0
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.
The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."
The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."
The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says.
The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.
After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "
The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"
- harlequino0
knock knock
(who's there?)
Go fuck yourself.
- flavorful0
Your mama is like Karl Marx's Theory of Socio-economics.
Every worker gets a turn.
- mpfree0
Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
- mpfree0
How do you kill a circus?
Go for the juggler.
- grunttt0
your momma's breath is so bad she can't help but talk shit.
- mg330
Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
mpfree
(Dec 13 06, 10:09)
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- emokid0
yo mama is so fat she washes her dick in the sink.
i miss dopepope's yo mama is so fat thread
- mpfree0
Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
mpfree
(Dec 13 06, 10:09)
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mg33
(Dec 13 06, 10:15)haha no, but that's ironic
- histwinsiste0
a chicken and an egg just had sex with each other. the chicken says...............
"well, i guess that answers that question"
- mg330
What's the difference between a Porsche 911 and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
- mpfree0
A boy in the sixth grade comes home after school one day. His mother notices that he's got a big smile on his face. She asks, "Did anything special happen at school today?"
"Yes, Mom. I had sex with my English teacher!"
The mother is stunned. "You're going to talk about this with your father when he gets home."
Well, when dad comes home and hears the news he is pleased as punch. Beaming with pride, he walks over to his son and says, "Son, I hear you had sex with your English teacher."
"That's right, Dad."
"Well, you became a man today - this is cause for celebration. Let's head out for some ice cream, and then I'll buy that new bike you've been asking for."
"That sounds great, Dad, but I can I have a football instead? My ass is killing me."
- bliznutty0
what is the difference between a prostitute with diarrhea and an epileptic oyster shucker?
one shucks between fits
- grunttt0
Critical Thinking Skill Quiz
You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.
On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an
elephant traveling at the same speed as you.
Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is
unable to overtake it.
Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the Kangaroo.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?If you do not know, see answer below.
Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round
- Jaline0
a chicken and an egg just had sex with each other. the chicken says...............
"well, i guess that answers that question"
histwinsiste
(Dec 13 06, 10:20)be more descriptive like the original joke ;)
- Rushmore0
Whats brown and sticky?
a stick.
- Concrete0
That first one sounds like a Redneck pick up line.
Eloquent.
- Crouwel0
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