Dont believe the hype
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- jaylarson
Norris is a wanker not a cult hero.
I don't know if anybody read this, but it was on NPR recently....
Here is a snippet:
"There was a man whose tears could cure cancer or any other disease, including the real cause of all diseases – sin. His blood did. His name was Jesus, not Chuck Norris.
If your soul needs healing, the prescription you need is not Chuck Norris' tears, it's Jesus' blood.
Again, I'm flattered and amazed by the way I've become a fascinating public figure for a whole new generation of young people around the world. But I am not the characters I play. And even the toughest characters I have played could never measure up to the real power in this universe. "
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/new…
ok, as you were....
- PonyBoy0
"Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants."
- mpfree0
I once peed on Chuck. He slammed me from Pennsylvania to West Virginia and back.
To this day, I have no penis because of it.
- PonyBoy0
you didn't have a penis to begin with...
... so what's your point?
teeehehehe!!
jazX has no wee wee!!!!
- mpfree0
jazX never claimed to have a penis. JazX had the biggest of them all before a kid from AZ pulled it off in a tussle. ok JazX also has no penis, satisfied...?
- PonyBoy0
cosmo stole your lil man?!!!
so that's why he's all confident lately. :)