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- pascii0
it's wintertime, wear a pascii
- st33d0
you think of girls as bints and arrogant bitches and wonder why they turn you down?
vespa
(Oct 27 06, 03:18)I have enough close friends who are girls to be able to call them anything I want. They know I still love them.
(Can't call 'em fat though, never fat. Not even porky. I wouldn't even recommend voluptuous. trust me on this.)
- pascii0
1.
They will always smell good
even if its just shampoo2.
The way their heads always
find the right spot on our shoulder3.
How cute they look when they sleep4.
The ease in which they fit into our arms5.
The way they kiss you and
all of a sudden everything
is right in the world6.
How cute they are when they eat7.
The way they take hours
to get dressed
but in the end
it makes it all worth while8.
Because they are always
warm even when its minus 30 outside9.
The way they look good
no matter what they wear10.
The way they fish for compliments
even though you both know that you
think she's the most
beautiful thing on this earth11.
How cute they are when they argue12.
The way her hand always finds yours13.
The way they smile14.
The way you feel
when you see their name
on the call ID
after you just had a big fight15.
The way she says
"lets not fight anymore"
even though you know that
an hour later....16.
The way they kiss when
you do something nice for them17.
The way they kiss you
when you say
"I love you"18.
Actually ...
just the way they kiss you...19.
The way they fall into your arms
when they cry20.
Then the way they apologize
for crying over something that silly21.
The way they hit you
and expect it to hurt22.
Then the way they apologize
when it does hurt.
(even though we don't admit it)!23.
The way they say
"I miss you"24.
The way you miss them25.
The way their tears
make you want to
change the world
so that it
doesn't hurt her anymore.....
Yet regardless
if you love them,
hate them,
wish they would die
or
know that you would die
without them ...
it matters not.
Because once in your life,
whatever they were to the world
they become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes,
traveling to
the depths of their souls
and
you say a million things
without trace of a sound,
you know that your own life
is inevitable consumed
within the rhythmic beatings
of her very heart.
We love them for a million reasons,
No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind
but of the heart.
A feeling.
Only felt.
- ********0
*vomits violently
- ********0
let this thread die. thx.
- mr_snuggles0
Die..
- ********0
hahahaha
- ********0
asshole
- mr_snuggles0
klootzak!
- joyride0
this thread is pretty funny. And kuz as much as people will hate it, you've got it right. going out and meeting people, not just girls is fucking fun. If your fun + outgoing you'll meet cool people. Have some confidence people. And if 1 chick turns you down, who fucking cares. theres so many in this world you'll find her at some point, just gotta keep going. Positive attitudes will do wonders for all parts of your life... not just yer pecker
- ********0
thx joyride.
but it's not an option for now.
- ********0
you ma brotha from anotha motha joyride :D:P:D
- GreedoLives0
bah, all the crazy repressed people end up being great artists, so you have that to look forward to.
- ********0
bah, all the crazy repressed people end up being great artists, so you have that to look forward to.
GreedoLives
(Oct 27 06, 05:53)i wish.
anyway, for now i am gonna steal money here and there.
a life of crime may open up new perspectives.see you cats later.
- ********0
that's a lie. They all have rampant libidos.
- GreedoLives0
you don't need another human around for a rampant libido...
- johannes0
hahaha not directed at crouwel
sorry, son
- ********0
ok, i'll put it another way. They all got laid like rockstars - some of em actually were rockstars.
- chossy0
Man crouwel you should warn your next sexual partner that little crouwel hasn't been out of his trap for a while so you are likely to blow a load like a shotgun. Then perhaps cry and say 'hold me'.