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- mr_snuggles0
enjoy your misery.
Kuz
(Oct 27 06, 02:19)Khuram are you really this narrow-minded and arrogant? I'm not saying there's anything wrong with your obvious studdliness, so why can't you just accept my point of view without jumping to the conclusion that I must be miserable if I'm not digging Jill's mound...
I've had my day in the sun, just like clubbing or going to bars, it was fun when I was younger, I just can't be bothered much with it anymore...
- ********0
awww, you called my name just like my mommy :P
Mate - first of all, lighten up.
second, i'm not narrow-minded, but I AM fucking arrogant.
third - I LIKE you, and i'm honestly looking forward to seeing you again - i consider you a friend and i'm glad of it. Seriously.
fourth - Your outlook on life, atleast what you project in conversations and on NT, seems geniunely miserable and negative. This has NOTHING to do with rat-ta-tat-tapping Jill's mound. NOTHING
fifthly - Well I just hate to see such a cool guy waste his potential is all :D:P:D
- ********0
You must be miserable if you're not digging Jill's mound.
- ********0
oh and sorry for getting on your nerves man... friends?
- mr_snuggles0
of course...
you'll have to excuse me, I keep forgetting that everyone else knows what's best for me...
- ********0
hehe :)
- vespa0
this thread smells like this blokes room who lived next door to my best friend when she first moved to london, it had a kind of musty smell of unwashed clothes and crumpled hankies and it hung around in the hallway outside his door like so many discarded dreams, not so much wet dreams as limp wristed gluey half-flung dreams
- ********0
hi vespa.
- paraselene0
*warily peeks round door
**sniff, sniffi don't care if vespa's in here, i'm still staying well clear of this place.
***flees
- st33d0
This is weird. I hadn't had sex since 1998 also until July this year the morning after my degree show.
But since the bint already had a boyfriend I remain without a girlfriend since 1996.
Girls actually turn me down, "just in case". I don't even have to ask.
Arrogant bitches.
- vespa0
you think of girls as bints and arrogant bitches and wonder why they turn you down?
omg.
hi moth.
laters boys! go outside now won't you. or at least open the goddam window sometime!
wait for me para!!
- Concrete0
*steals Nairn's new bike. Follows vespa
- Concrete0
I've got an El-P Remix of 28 Hours by TV on the Radio if you want it?
- Concrete0
Wrong thread.
- chossy0
Sex isn't everything, there is 69's and poking and rubbing to be done. Trying to trick girls into sleeping with you is hard work man.
- pascii0
i am all about oral pleasure! crouwel, come to zurich an get laid!
- mr_snuggles0
there is no castration fear
in a chair you will be with me
we'll dance
but no one will dance with us
in this zany town
chim-chim-chim,
sing a song of praise
for your elders,
they're in the back
pick out some brazilian nuts
for your engagement
check that expiration date,
man,
it's later than you think
you can't enjoy yourself,
i can't enjoy myself
move that swing and
watch it break strafe like an arc
but i won't be there to leave you ah-ah-ah
'cause i don't have a clue anymore
maybe we could dance
together
together
together
together
first time you'll see
and then you'll be
five times forever
and you'll never get lost
- mr_snuggles0
we'll dance
- pascii0
i wanna rub my hairy body on a daft supermodel
- chossy0
how can I put this nicely?
My friend pascii would like to plow you.