Famous Last Words ...
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- PonyBoy0
hahahahaha!!
- PonyBoy0
"I swear... this is the COOLEST!"
- CALLES0
"dont worry is not loaded"
- ninjasavant0
almost last words:
'BRACE YOURSELF, BRIDGET!!!!'
my friend yelled this at me before almost flipping the Ford Bronco II.
- k0na_an0k0
"look at all these fuckin indians"
- col. ustard
- Crouwel0
"This is a completely save experimental setup."
my late chemistry teacher.
- Crouwel0
"O no, wrong beaker..."
my next, late, chemistry teacher.
rip.
- Crouwel0
"so you are telling me this is no gaybar?"
drag queen in iranian tea house.
- Crouwel0
"How's he gonna read that magazine rolled up like that?"
- insect
- Crouwel0
"Don't worry about the Rover. That's no cliff."
- NASA techie
- Crouwel0
"C'mon ya wimps, one more beer, it's open ocean out there, what're we gonna hit?"
- Captain Hazelwood, Exxon Valdez
- PonyBoy0
"How's he gonna read that magazine rolled up like that?"
- insect
Crouwel
(Oct 24 06, 13:44)i'm Lol'ing!!! :) :)
- Crouwel0
"pffffft, that thing is as tiny as the ice cube in my vodka"
- titanic captain
- mattyd040
'lets see if we can land this plane on ozzy's moving tour bus!'
-randy rhodes' pilot
- Crouwel0
"I've seen this done on TV."
dumb teenager.
- Crouwel0
"You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?"
- unfortunate nerd
- mattyd040
and now its time for: matt takes another thing way too far and puts off the rest!
what was the last thing that went through jfk's head in dallas?
a bullet!
* cue laugh track
*runs out of thread.
- Crouwel0
"gee, that's nice. i did not know cannibals still exist? here, make a picture while i pose with those fellas"
-silly tourist
- Crouwel0
That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted.
~~ Lou Costello, comedian, d. March 3, 1959