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"Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies."
-Voltaire (attributed), when asked by a priest to renounce Satan"Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!"
-Karl Marx, asked by his housekeeper what his last words were"Thank God. I'm tired of being the funniest person in the room. "
-Del Close, improvisor, teacher and comedian, died 1999
- ninjasavant0
Not actual last words but always makes me laugh
'Any last requests?'
'Can I have the gun?'
Lt Frank Drebin, Police Squad
- jevad0
"What the Fuck was that?"
Mayor of Hiroshima
- TheBlueOne0
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist. . . ."
Killed in battle during US Civil War.
- General John Sedgwick, Union Commander, d. 1864
- PonyBoy0
"I drank what?"
-Socrates
- TheBlueOne0
No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun — for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax — This won't hurt.
Hunter S. Thompson
- GreedoLives0
"I'm bored with it all."
-Winston Churchill
- xenicon0
Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
Geo. Saunders
who had better taste than the hero of Omdurman
- CALLES0
i wonder what were elvis last words since the way he died was sitting in a toilet taking a shit
- PonyBoy0
"uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh..hh... ........grrrrrrrrroooooooooooOOO...
*heart failure
-Elvis?
felt like me this morning actually... :)
- neue75_bold0
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
- CALLES0
"uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uhhhhhhh..hhh....... .....uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhh ........grrrrrrrrroo oooooooooOOOOOOH..."
*heart failure
-Elvis?
hhahahahah
- PonyBoy0
*sound of choking on one's own vomit
-Pick your Rockstar
- radar0
Hey, ya'll watch this!
- grunttt0
"hold my beer. watch this."
-anonymous redneck
- neue75_bold0
"Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind."
Jack Handy
- PonyBoy0
"pffffffffffffft, please... even I could do that!"
- radar0
Pass me the Diet Coke!
- said the guy with a mouthful of Menthos
- CALLES0
"but they told me there was gonna be watermelon and fried chicken... anyways why all the hood fellas"
-somewhere in the south last 70 years ago
just kidding... dont wanna offend nobody
- xenicon0
ffs
- ninjasavant0
just kidding... dont wanna offend nobody
CALLES
(Oct 24 06, 13:29)