KILLER STRING RAYS !
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- traut
Lets See if this one gets as much press as Mr Erwin.
- kyl30
I can personally say that it hurts like a mothafucker. Akin to having a spike hammered into you and then hooking it up the a electical outlet for 3 hours.
- jerk0
i hear the rays have a nuke now, take em out before its too late.
- sung20t0
kinda scary that they know to attack the heart.
- e_b_c0
kinda scary that they know to attack the heart.
sung20t
(Oct 19 06, 09:28)i think they're going for the middle of the largest target.
- Gucci0
the only reason this is getting this much press is *because* of steve irwin.
- sung20t0
i think they're going for the middle of the largest target.
e_b_c
(Oct 19 06, 09:37)wouldn't that be the stomach?
- kiwihair0
whats a string ray?
in other news, some other dude was killed by a sting ray... =]
- k0na_an0k0
earlier last month stingrays announced jihad against humans.
- ninjasavant0
They are protesting the depiction of an image of someone getting a spike to the heart in Pulp Fiction.
Aquaman, aspokesman for the Stingray Liberation Front, was quoted as saying,
"This is a sacred and proud tradition for all our aquatic brethren who are all in this struggle. The use of any image, description, or reenactment of applying or receiving a spike to the chest is offensive to our religion and is punishable by a jetskihad. The fact that the abominable movie, Pulp Fiction, did this and used that harlot Uma Thurman is a double insult since Uma is the name of our most beloved prophet, Uma Akbhar. May we choke our rivers with your dead."
We were unable to find Quentin Tarantino for a comment.
- CALLES0
we should write a script for a stingray horro movie... they are gonna become the new jaws!
CALLES
(Oct 19 06, 07:18)
- ninjasavant0
we should write a script for a stingray horro movie... they are gonna become the new jaws!
CALLES
(Oct 19 06, 07:18)Considering the schlock coming from hollywood at the moment I'd bet it would be the new Anaconda.
- skelly0
does anyone else find it crazy that the guy wasn't even in the water? that mofo just jumped into the boat and stabbed him. this was an organized hit.
"a stingray flopped onto his boat and stabbed him, leaving a foot-long barb in his chest, authorities said."
- TheBlueOne0
My friend is convinced that this is some bizarre murder plot to knock the old guy off so the daughter can get some kind of inheritence.They went out on the water, the "friend" in the news story pulls out a stingray from a black bag and then just stabbed the old guy in the chest.
Seems plausible to me...
- foreverwhatever0
no one is safe!
- TheBlueOne0
Just now, my doorbell rang, I asked who it was and the voice said "Land Stingray."
I am scared.
- Mimio0
They might stop stinging if people would just stop trying to grab them with both hands.
- CALLES0
wonder how long is it gonna take south park to do something about sting rays
- TheBlueOne0
When will stingrays jump the shark?
- ********0
STRING ray?
- CALLES0
tampa is so unsensitive
