Keep British Design Alive
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- Bottlerocket0
I love the Queen, she's a top bird.
- kelpie0
Oz has always been the Essex of the southern hemisphere though
- 23kon0
shouldnt the answers be tailored more instead of "agree/disagree" etc cos sometimes they didnt make sense with the question.
fyi i filled in all the answers then got to the end and realised i had to put a name etc to it and didnt want to so i didnt submit it.
should you not have it as anon if people want to do so?
or are you building up a phat database of designers across the UK to sell to someone? :P
- Concrete0
Oz has always been the Essex of the southern hemisphere though
kelpie
(Oct 17 06, 05:30)I'm from the fine county of Essex.
Might I remind you what it has given to the world:
Sadé
Denise VanOuten
Sarah Miles
Jamie Oliver
Chantelle Houghton
Ian Holm
JK
Alison Moyetneed I say more.
- paraselene0
*would rebut concrete's assertions, but is too afraid to speak up because the last time she said something unkind about essex in the pvn, she got glassed.
- paraselene0
**by way of clarification, would most certainly not rebut the veracity of the claims that aforementioned (b-)list of celebrities are indeed from essex, but, alternatively, the implied notion that they have in any way enriched the social fabric of the nation, perhaps with the exception of oliver, jamie (see: school dinners), sade and holm, ian (see: the madness of king george, naked lunch).
- moth0
need I say more.
Concrete
(Oct 17 06, 05:39)er.. Yes.
- moth0
i mean i'll let you have Ian Holm, but you gotta try harder than that Concrete...
- paraselene0
i think that, on balance, that list actually earns demerits.
chantalle?
:l
that wipes out any good that your oliver ever did and sideswipes the jk right out of the running, as well. although, to be fair, he kinda did that to himself c. 2004.
- Rand0
I'm a fan
- chossy0
so fuck.
how is everyone? I do hope youse are all well and firing on all cylanders and racing straight out the blocks, a1, tip top and bloody brilliant :D
cause I am :)
- Concrete0
Initial thread posted with oversized tongue in essex boy cheek.
As you were.
- Nairn0
I thought Concrete might be a little bit French.
Meh.
Southerners - French... all the same to me.
- paraselene0
;)
- chossy0
I remember once I was on a train going from Edinburgh to Dundee
(I was only little and my brother promised he could get me into bars in Dundee and get me reeking drunk Which he did)anyway I was sitting next to this pissed up old guy and he said to me 'British I'll fucking tell you about British the flag is the butchers apron I tell you' interestingly enough these were the first and pretty much the only words he said to me as he passed out rapidly afterwards
(due to my sleeper hold go to sleep sh sh sh shhhh)
- vespa0
'British I'll fucking tell you about British the flag is the butchers apron I tell you'
ooh i do love a drunken train ranter!
- lowimpakt0
should you not have it as anon if people want to do so?
23kon
(Oct 17 06, 05:33)
------------------------i think they only wanted to use your name if you answered question 11 - which you didn't have to answer if you didn't want to
- chossy0
I find it scary as fuck, once going from Edinburgh back to Stirling this mammoth and his crew got onto the train and I just knew he was going to say somthing to me so when the train got going he turned round to me and grunted have you bought a ticket, so I said no, even though I had one, I just knew home boy would have simply said GIVE ME IT, and I would have aswell, the guy was muckle, he could have eaten me in a sandwich such as his desire might have been :'(
I don't wanna get eaten!! :E
- Nairn0
"This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy"
- chossy0
nairn is a herm. little dick little puss !!